Hey guys, I have a new story. · 10:34pm Jan 10th, 2015

It's about weed and stuff. You should totally read it and stuff. Or don't. Whatever floats your bong, man.

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Ol' Dirty Bastard Makes Equestrian Public Service Announcements Ponykind has long searched for a hero. A brave soul who will do what no others could: make public service announcements fun to listen to. After years of searching, they have found their champion: a Brooklyn rapper, by the name Ol' Dirty Bastard. by Inspectah Dash 0 words
The Turbulent Tale of Tinker the Ticket Taker This tome is a tale of a tenacious ticket taker who tends to talk to taffy in his tub. Twilight thought Tinker the ticket taker taught trigonometry to tall, titillated Taoists. Take a tantalizing look to this thick-headed tale to test your temper. by Inspectah Dash 0 words
The C-Team Via the wonders of the Inter-Dimensional Thingamajig, Luna summons into their world Trollestia, Tyrestia, and Molestia. Together, these three ponies and Celestia fight for the good of Pony kind (except Tyrestia). by Inspectah Dash 0 words

TThe Adventures of Rainbow Dank and Friends
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
Rainbow Dash gets her very first dubsack, along with a shiny new bong. Being the awesome pony she is, Rainbow is gonna let her friends smoke the dank with her, free of charge. Then they're gonna leave the house and do stuff. Like, zoinks!
Spike
Luna
Zecora
Main 6
Inspectah Dash · 4.8k words · 13 5 · 958 views
TMy Lil' Pony: Friendship is Gangsta
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Twilight Sparkle, a mare of notorious street cred, doesn't want to spend the rest of her days gang-banging. Deep down, all she wants is peace of mind. Unfortunately, bringing yourself up in the ghetto isn't so easy. (Ghetto MLP comedy).
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Zecora
Main 6
CMCs
Inspectah Dash · 11k words · 43 5 · 1.6k views
ELick Lickity Lick
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Random
A group of anonymous ponies kidnap and interrogate Twilight Sparkle. Their goal: to find out the Equestrian government's greatest secret: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Crossover
Twilight
Owlowiscious
Other
Inspectah Dash · 3.7k words · 46 1 · 1.3k views
TIce Cube and Backdraft: Equestrian Fugitives
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
Ice Cube and Backdraft are on the run from the long arm of the law. A rapper, a discharged royal guard, and a lazy gamer pony try to redeem their names in every way possible. Drug busts, coup d'etats, and other misadventures will ensue.
Human
Celestia
Luna
OC
Other
Inspectah Dash · 2.4k words · 23 6 · 992 views
TIce Cube Tells Stories to the Ponyville School-Children
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Ice Cube Tells Stories to Fillies and Colts
Human
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Snips
Cheerilee
CMCs
Inspectah Dash · 20k words · 237 9 · 4.9k views

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