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I have a jar of dirt IhaveAjarOFdirt
User ID: 21,334
Registered: 25th Mar 2012
Last Seen: 4h, 20m ago
Story views: 7,807

I've written fanfiction for almost a year now, but I've only started on Fimfiction.net for the past few months from now. When I'm not writing, I enjoy videogames, skiing, tennis, music, shooting rifles and daydreaming. I'm also a self-learned writer, which I'm rather proud of.

My life-long dreams are to eventually go heliskiing, ATV-riding in Dubai, travel to Tibet, Iceland and Vietnam, and hunting big game in Africa.

Also Twilight is best pony.

FiD candidates

These are, for now, the candidates who have expressed their desire to continue Friendship is Decayed in my stead, and who I have reviewed to be on this list:

-Triumphant Sun

-NecroBloodedge7830

-MAGO5

-Edmar Fecler

Stuff people say

#499421 · 4w, 20h ago · · ·
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Your avatar man.  THAT is what I am talking about.

#495251 · 4w, 2d ago · · ·
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Thanks for faving The Voice of Reason!

#492377 · 4w, 3d ago · · ·
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Hey there, thanks for adding Discord Writes a Ship Fic to your favorites section! I hope you have enjoyed the story so far, and will stick around for the rest! :pinkiehappy:

Sincerely, P.Q.

#492367 · 4w, 3d ago · · ·
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When a cool person you follow faves your story:

:pinkiegasp:

Thanks for the favorite on Wy Naut? I'm not gonna ask why you liked it because I know what the response will be.

#483213 · 5w, 9h ago · · ·
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Hey, I just want to say thanks for putting your featured story in the Deus Ex group I admin.

I want to thank you for writing a Deus Ex: Human Revolution crossover. Now I have an excuse to write an interesting crossover with something else instead. You'd never expect Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2 to be crossed with MLP, with elements of MGS and Greek mythology thrown in, would you? And you certainly wouldn't expect it to take place 6 years before FiM and have a subplot involving how Shining Armor and Cadance fell in love!

I am a genius! Hehehehe! :guiltyspark:

#445472 · 7w, 6d ago · · ·
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You were among the first to fave "Last" by yours truly. Thanks!

Please have a prime number! 67160813

Also, following.

#444718 · 7w, 6d ago · · ·
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Thanks for faving lord barleycorn! :pinkiehappy:

#441255 · 8w, 1d ago · · ·
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I shall steal your legendary dirt! It shall be done! Muahahahahahaha! :rainbowlaugh::pinkiecrazy::rainbowkiss:

#427995 · 9w, 1d ago · · ·
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hey, the new chapter of Fid you pu out  has a requires a password.

...may i haz it?

#416123 · 10w, 9h ago · · ·
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I've got a jar of dirt. I've got a jar of dirt. I've got a jar of dirt. Angus was inside it.

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[Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure] [Human]
A Deus Ex: Human Revolution crossover featuring Adam Jensen.
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Stuff I write


Deus Ex: Equestria

Disillusioned by the tragic events on Panchaea, Adam Jensen chooses to subsequently end everything and hope that mankind will find a solution to the augmentation debate by itself. Instead of welcoming death however, he finds himself in a strange utopian world filled with pastel-colored ponies.

Unfortunately, this does not mean Adam is allowed any reprieve from morally challenging decisions.

A/N: Deus Ex: Equestria is written in a way that does not confuse people new to the lore too much but feels familiar with the players. This story will feature a vote at the end of several chapters that will affect the direction of the story based on Adam Jensen's actions in the world. It is divided into three categories: Combat, Stealth, and Diplomacy. Choose wisely, for it will have long-standing consequences.

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Retard Magnets and Archon Toilets

Chrysalis invades Canterlot again, but this time she has something different in mind. Now Shining Armor must fight for Equestria... Over a friendly game of Starcraft 2 multiplayer. In this unending plight of trash talking, accusations of cheating and bizarre tactics, who will prevail?

Written in a fashion non-gamers should be able to understand.

(PEGI Rating T. Ratings may vary online.)

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[Comedy] [Slice of Life]
The Mane 6 get mailed an Xbox 360 from Princess Celestia for beta testing. Shenanigans ensue.
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[Dark] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure] [Human]
Firebats are known for being the worst of all criminals. What if one visits the peaceful Equestria?
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[Crossover] [Adventure]
Tactical Espionage Action. With Ponies.
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[Dark] [Crossover] [Adventure] [Human]
A Ghost team, stranded in a new world, goes to war alongside the Equestrians.
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[Dark] [Crossover] [Adventure] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
The Lone Wanderer is in a predicament. Fallout/FIM crossover. HiE
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[Crossover]
Alan Wake must write a story where Twilight faces the Darkness of his world to save Equestria
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[Sad] [Alternate Universe] [Human]

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[Comedy] [Crossover] [Human]
Our lovably grim Max Payne is sent on a one-way journey to Equestria via bullet express.
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[Dark] [Crossover] [Human]
The Watchmen's most wrathful vigilante finds himself in the strangely innocent land of Equestria.
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On another note, I just have two, maybe three exams left before I can pick up writing again. I'm still planning the next chapter for Deus Ex: Equestria whenever I have some free time.

Have some Sabaton in the meantime (swedish version of course, no filthy english-speaking peasants here)

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