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Homfrog 911475

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    Homfrog's Stories (9)

    • Wake
      Her pancake-y dream interrupted weirdly, Lyra awakes to find a sleeping Bon Bon sucking on her horn.

      2,201 words · 14,399 views · 871 likes · 35 dislikes
    • Bad End
      Apple Bloom escapes the Blanks with a mild case of being undead. Can she live with the consequences?
      16,453 words · 11,310 views · 295 likes · 10 dislikes
    • Gentle Giant
      A real-world horse wanders out of the Everfree, throwing everything the ponies know into question.
      3,881 words · 925 views · 68 likes · 2 dislikes
    • To the Nth Dimension
      Pinkie Pie gives Rainbow Dash some hyper-special cupcakes. Time and space go completely bonkers.
      3,524 words · 2,962 views · 65 likes · 2 dislikes
    • Romeo
      5,421 words · 6,388 views · 106 likes · 13 dislikes
    • An Encounter with the End
      344 words · 1,205 views · 22 likes · 4 dislikes
    • A Midspring Night's Dream
      2,794 words · 3,386 views · 33 likes · 10 dislikes
    • Vermemancy
      2,132 words · 670 views · 6 likes · 1 dislikes
    • Yeeaahh!
      300 words · 1,322 views · 18 likes · 11 dislikes
    Apr
    4th
    2013

    So basically this is my changeling headcanon. Here's how it goes:

    Changelings live in the Hive, a huge imposing structure resembling Angkor Wat made of black organic-looking stone covered with mold, moss, and fungus. There are glowing green lights in many recessed places. The land is somewhat swampy and rich in minerals. The Hive covers a few square miles and extends far underground. The inside is filled with tunnels filled with holes that slope and curve and curl and are slick with dampness. The Hive is located in the country of Great Hissia, which is located in the Badlands.

    Changelings evolved from Flutterponies who were exposed to magically contamination nuclear radiation thousands of years ago. Prior to this, the Badlands had been Flutterpony Valley, but then ancient nuclear devices were accidentally triggered and the place got flip-turned upside down.

    Changelings are only slightly sexually dimorphic. The males tend to be more blue-colored than the females, and the females are more green-colored and have longer manes and tails. The males also have more bodily strength and longer fangs, as well as small, blue, pupiless compound eyes. Females tend to be a little larger than the males, with bigger, green, pupiless compound eyes.

    Changelings follow a rigid structure of gender-based duties.

    Males are drones: they fight and defend the Hive due to their physical strength. The changeling army that invaded Canterlot was all male. Males also function as reproducers.

    Females are workers: they do pretty much everything else in the Hive to keep things running smoothly. They farm, they excavate minerals, they build, they expand the Hive, they care for the young, they care for the Queen, and they reproduce.

    Mating is a duty done by changelings on a schedule in rotation. Drones and workers pair up and mate quickly and efficiently - it is a job to complete. There is no love involved - to express love would be like vomiting. The worker soon lays an egg that looks like this.

    The egg is kept in one of many incubation chambers - large warm rooms deep in the Hive. Geothermal power is used to keep the incubation chambers nice and warm for the eggs. On a regular basis, workers assigned to be caretakers bathe the eggs in a sort of jelly they produce, much as a pony mare produces milk. The eggs are nourished by this jelly.

    After several days, the egg hatches into a larva, colloquially a "grub." Larvae are all female initially. The larva is pale white with adorably large eyes on either side of its head and a gaping round puckery toothless mouth. The larva feeds on the jelly produced by the caretakers until it matures into...

    A PARASPRITE! Yes! Parasprites are a part of the changeling life cycle! Though they can reproduce on their own, it is merely parthenogenetic (parasprites are all female as well) and can only produce more parasprites. Parasprites function as "scouts" for the Hive, seeking sources of love outside of the Hive. Parasprites themselves can eat just about any organic matter, so it is for them that the farming is done, while the jelly is saved for the larvae. Parasprites and larvae give off love, so they can be used as a food source by adult members of the Hive. It is not uncommon to see a changeling walking around the Hive with several parasprites and larvae nestled in the holes in their legs.

    Parasprites have an inborn compulsion to follow certain kinds of acoustic patterns. This is because the older changelings speak to them in song, since the parasprites can’t speak. These songs are how the changelings tell the parasprites where to go — like how a bee’s dance tells the bees where there are flowers. This is why Pinkie’s polka was so alluring to them — it’s basically a “come hither” message.

    If the Hive is in want of adults, a batch of parasprites will be matured with special maturation magic. This causes them to enclose themselves in pupae. Each pupa is affixed to the wall in one of many large maturation chambers. It is while they are in the pupae that half of them become male, which is largely dependent on the temperature of the room. After several weeks, the pupa opens and a nymph emerges. Nymphs are the same shape and size as Equestrian fillies and colts, basically the equivalent of such for changelings. Nymphs are adorable little buggie-wuggies :3

    Nymphs then grow into adults over the course of several years, which naturally requires molting their exoskeleton several times while they grow. Nymphs are trained in the ways of the hive, although most of what they learn is already instinct. By the time they are adults, they are completely adept at the art of changing their form with magic, flying, and performing all of the roles that are required of them by the Hive.

    Queen Chrysalis herself lays eggs, but they are usually not fertilized. Occasionally she will take a mate, the process of which inevitably kills the drone. She only selects the best of the best as a mate, mainly in terms of stamina. Queen Chrysalis was 35 years of age at the time of the Canterlot Invasion.

    To sum it up: egg -> larva -> parasprite -> pupa -> nymph -> adult.

    Homfrog · 71 views
    Apr
    2nd
    2013

    guess what · 2:38am

    for realz no foolin, it's a cicada year this year!

    prepare yourselves, east coast.

    to ease the horror, check out Louis Cicada.

    Homfrog · 33 views
    Apr
    1st
    2013

    today · 6:16pm

    is the worst day of the year

    Homfrog · 37 views
    Feb
    22nd
    2013

    today · 2:25am

    Homfrog · 53 views
    Jan
    30th
    2013

    Honestly? · 12:05am

    I don't really mind the alicorn Twilight thing. Whatever happens I'm gonna enjoy it. I'm deciding that right now.

    And the thing about there being humans in Equestria on the show? Pssh.

    On August 28, 2011, Jayson Thiessen was asked regarding the show "Humans? Please tell me that you will not add them at any point" and answered "heavens no!"[7] On August 5 and October 6, 2012, comic book artist Andy Price respectively stated regarding the comic "Humans: Nope. Nothing that does a major stray from what is established in the show"[8] and "WILL THERE BE HUMANS? No. We will not be changing the direction set by the show, nor will we introduce elements that do not fit the show."[9]

    The only hints of humans that have appeared:

    Foam finger.


    Groucho glasses.


    A drawing of a vaguely human outline.


    Some type of mutant man-bat hybrid.

    Homfrog · 58 views
    Jan
    12th
    2013

    this is all · 6:41am

    that is all.

    Homfrog · 44 views
    Dec
    30th
    2012

    on creative slumps · 8:26am

    - yerluvinunclefrog

    Homfrog · 45 views
    Dec
    18th
    2012

    on unfollowing · 4:10am

    I'm still getting notifications of stories posted by users I've unfollowed.

    Hmmmmm...

    Welp whatever, it's like 11 pm and I'm sick and I couldn't care much less.

    - yerluvinunclefrog

    Homfrog · 67 views
    Dec
    8th
    2012

    Gosh frickin' dammit. All I've been doing lately is pissing around revising and re-editing my headcanon document, which now stands at almost 250 pages long. Over 84,000 words of pony ideas. I have spent two years of my life on this. I am so proud of myself.

    And yet I haven't frickin' written anything in like 5 months or what-have-you. Gaaaaaaaaaaah.

    In other news, I've invented the following races of poni. If one or more of them interests you, PM me and I'll PM you the relevant section.

    Sinonians: hermaphroditic pones what live in the rainforest and have an utterly sex-obsessed culture

    Aetherponies: pegasus pones what are living satellites with six-meter wingspans and they live in the mesosphere their whole lives and defend Equestria from meteors

    Soles Invicti: immortal skeletal pones what live on the Sun and are invulnerable to nervous sensation and have power over fire but they cannot leave the Sun

    Pazyryk ponies: Neanderthal/Scythian tribal pones with Loki-horns, shaggy fur, and hella rad tattoos, and what construct megaliths and have elaborate funerary rites

    Underdwellers: sonically-gifted pones what swim through the Earth's molten core like sea turtles, and in doing so cause the convection of the mantle

    Cave ponies: incredibly fat pones what love to paint and cannot speak or write

    Cyberiads: robopones from Cyberia what were created by the Master Constructors to perfectly emulate organic pones

    Mosaics: sneaky pones with short lifespans what are macroscopic viruses what inject their DNA into normal pones and then die and the normal pone becomes a new Mosaic

    I am a fan of pushing the boundaries of what constitutes "life." Pone pone pone.

    Just you wait!

    I'll have something nasty for you soon!

    — yerluvinuncleFrog.

    Homfrog · 40 views
    Sep
    23rd
    2012

    Been working on something I know a lot of people are going to enjoy.

    Yeah I know I need to get back to work OR I'M FIRED

    but I'm basically really bad at finishing multichapter stories, so this time I'm writing all the chapters out first, then publishing them one at a time. Foolproof, no?

    Here's a snippet of the first chapter:

    "Total amount due... fourteen thousand, seven hunnerd an' sevendy-three bits?!" Applejack whinnied in shock. She turned to her brother. "Are you tellin' me that Pinkie owes Sweet Apple Acres almost fifteen thousand bits?!"

    "Eeyup," he sagely intoned.

    Just you wait!

    I'll have something nasty for you soon!

    yerluvinuncleFrog.

    Homfrog · 36 views