HeavyMetalCommunist HeavyMetalCommunist 619chrismc chrismc1996@gmail.com

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User ID: 36,689
Registered: 29th May 2012
Last Seen: 23h, 7m ago
Story views: 2,436

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Hello, Random people who have stumbled upon my profile

I guess you're wondering just who the hell I am. Well, I'd say figure it out and go away, but that's not really appropriate.

I am the great and powerful HeavyMetalCommunist, whose sole purpose is to write fanfictions of ponies, communism, and the great and exciting worlds of video games. My interests expand far beyond my years, and I show that I am fairly competent in the world of ponies. I live in the United States, in the great (Now marijuana legalized) state of Colorado. I have a tendency to be random, and I love to make people laugh.

My real name be Chris, my location is in Colorado, and my age be sixteen. Unlike the other bronies who are trying to have some sort of "Air of Mystique", I'll actually give you some trivial information..

There, Happy now?

No?

Screw you. Here's some random facts about me anyway.

1. I speak in a British accent when I'm nervous, I have no clue why.

2.I'm partially blind in my left eye.

3. I am quite competent in playing the piano, and my favorite song to play is 'Mad World'

4. I have Alter Egos, what you see now, Broseph Stallion, and Doctor Murderfist the third.

Oh, Still not enough? What do you want, my favorite things?

Ugh....Fine.

My favorite Video Games: Fallout(3, and New Vegas mostley), Skyrim, Tetris, Mario, Call of Duty (Mostly only World at War and Black ops Zombies), Saints Row, Grand Theft Auto (from III onwards), and Gears of War.

Television (Including anime and Cartoons): NCIS, Avatar(Last airbender and Legend of Korra), My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Obviously), Law and Order, Dan Vs., and Recently I've been getting into Hellsing and Naruto.

Music? It isn't obvious?

Favorite Music: Metallica, Iron Maiden, Nirvana, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Judas Priest, Amon Amarth, Dark Tranquility, Sabaton, Turisas, and so many others.

There, Wait....Movies?

Red Dawn, Saving Private Ryan, Full Metal Jacket, Gran Torino, Indiana Jones and Star Wars (Disney, If you fuck any of those up, I swear you will have fans come down on you like the fist of an angry god.)

Oh, And Ponies? Really?

Favorite mane six: Pinkie Pie, with AJ close second.

Favorite Princess: Celestia,

Favorite BG: Derpy, with Lyra and Bon Bon close second.

Favorite Villain: Discord, Chrysalis close second

Favorite CMC: Scootaloo, because fuck you that's why.

Heh, Everything? Wait, other characters in other media?

Fine

Deadpool, He's just awesome like that.

Niko Bellic. Serbian badass.

Ulysses. Because he's just fuckin' awesome.

Viktor Reznov. "I will have my revenge!"

Alduin. Because Dragons are fucking cool.

Huey and Riley Freeman. the coolest pair of kids I've ever seen.

Sergeant Hartman. "What is your malfunction, numbnuts!"

Slenderman. Because he's always watching, even while you sleep.

Nikolai Belinski. "You guys wanna see my new boom-dick?"

Damon Baird. Best damn gear this side of Sera.

Grayson Hunt. Because he can kick you into SLOW MO!

There, DONE! HAVE A WONDERFULLY COMMUNISTIC TIME HERE! Please mind the swordfish, pasta, the gap, and my alter egos.

Oh, Heres some misc misc Bullcrap that you will probably ignore.

XBL: CMAC6136, Keep caps.

Skype:heavymetalcommunist, just like my name, only all lowercase.

Steam: None,.I don't use that stuff.