Courting a knight isn't easy. But things just so happen to work in your favor every once in a while.

Okay, so I'm in Equestria… cool

I got to meet Princess Celestia… awesome

I get to hang around Trixie… meh

I'm in a world full of cartoon ponies and I've been given super strength… fanboy squeal

I have to save all of Equestria from creeps WITH Trixie… uh, earth, I think we have a problem.

A Battlefield 2142 player has just been told about a tournament with cash prizes on a certain server. He gets there late and is stuck with six other late arrivals.

One more thing...

This person is you.