For those of you who don't have your Mature filter set to "view mature shit," I recently switched the story to mature for saying the word "lips" in referral to the vaginal opening once.

But I decided that the people reading my audience can handle that. So I turned it back to Teen and just put a Sex label on it. Besides, you've seen Spike with his testicles hanging from the fucking ceiling, and his stomach split open and leaking onto Grendels' tentacles of (kinky) darkness. I'm pretty sure you can handle Peter doing a scissor motion with his fucking fingers.

Also, I just found something out.

So, I just discovered that plugging a wireless mouse into a different port on a Windows 7 laptop prompts the computer to re-install the software, despite already having been installed when it was plugged into the previous port.

THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE MY UTMOST RAGE AT THAT.

WHY THE FUCK MUST IT REINSTALL THE FUCKING SOFTWARE IF THE HARDWARE IS INSERTED THROUGH A DIFFERENT USB PORT!? THE SOFTWARE IS SAVED ONTO THE FUCKING HARD DRIVE, IT'S ALREADY INSTALLED, AND THE USB PORTS ALL GO BACK TO THE SAME. FUCKING. THING.

MICROSOFT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. FUCKING QUALITY.

It's just fucking stupid, is what I'm trying to say.

This isn't NSFW, the chapter that would come from it is.

I have an idea for how to start the next chapter, but it requires me writing a minimal amount of clop. It's going to be humorous, not just erotic, so it should be worth it (in my opinion.)

Also, it may or may involve role-playing...

Anyway, tell me if you approve in the comments. I just don't want to alienate half the audience with a SURPRISE FUCKING scene.

Yay go read it

It was difficult to write

I am tired

I can't think enough to make a worthy blogpost

Bye

I'm going to take a break from writing for a while

Yeah

Stuff.

Working on a 10K chapter, sort of a bonus chapter: about what happened on Rainbow Dash, Peter, and Metamorpha's journey from the site of the blimps' wreckage to Canterlot.

Also, it will have a bit of information regarding the Virus, It, and Grendel. (Be warned: some of what you think you know about Grendel is wrong, and the story will make more sense when you find out how. Also, It is still going to be ambiguous, but I'm going to give it a name! :D)

Anyway, so far, I'm at about 3k words, almost 4k. It should be out within a few days time.

Happy bananas!

Okay, so it could go in two directions:

One, it's a serious chapter with really forced feels. And I mean STUPID forced feels, like it's being shoved down your God-damn throat.

Second option is a comedic chapter called "Poor Priorities," in which it's all from Metamorpha's point of view as Peter and Rainbow Dash have a bout of gooey lovey doviness due to the fact that he saved her life.

So, I decided to find two songs that I believe most accurately depict Peter's personality, both when he's neutral or just having some fun, and when he's getting serious.

The first is "Barber of Seville," composed by Gioacchino Rossini.

This is him as neutral or happy, as it has a thick layer of carefree serenity, under which there's a strong personal power and strength, and a serious system of moral standards. Peter only uses this seriousness at certain times, and even when he does, it's interspersed with jokes and sympathy.

The second is "Neolith", by Kevin MacLeod or something like that.

Now, this second song is for a side of him that you haven't seen yet, and won't seen for quite a while. It's for when he gets seriously pissed off: not just a cranky punch to the face, or a moment of insanity in which he chokes an alabaster DJ unicorn. Rather, THIS side of him comes out when he's legitimately pissed off at a single group of people, or a single person, not just angry in general.

In fact, the second song is accurate for when I get pissed in a video game. I go totally badass and go into a sort of ANGRY ZEN sorta thing.

Anyway...

Bananas.

Bananas riding bananas while banana-ing in Banana space.

So, yeah.

If you don't want to read it, here's what happens:

Discord is released

Peter tutors Scootaloo

Scootaloo turns out to be a Changeling (I had hinted at the swap earlier in the chapter)

Now, this is going to be a thing that shows how the Changeling that Replaced Scootaloo actually broke a vow to never Replace children, and, as such, is going to be punished severely and blah blah blah.

First off, I don't actually get writer's block.

It's just that I get so many ideas at once, that I don't know which one to write about!

And I can't fit them all into the same chapter, which is the worst part. If they were the least bit related, I could, but none of them are!

Plus, I have a big problem with thinking that my audience is comprised entirely of fucking idiots.

Now, I know that you're not. But when I write, I feel like I have to make certain things painfully obvious or you wouldn't get them. For example, this:

I stare into the dark abyss, bemoaning my fate and those that set it upon me.

Turns into this:

I stare into the dark abyss of death, depression running its course as I watch my future unfurl before me, becoming a sheet of blood spilled by those who wish to see me in pain.

Yeah, the second one sounds great, but it makes the subtleties in the first one SO FUCKING OBVIOUS.

Also, did you know that I was afraid that I wouldn't get the point across that Rainbow Dash had a crush on Peter during the hospital chapters? Yeah. I think that you're THAT kind of stupid.

I hope you're insulted because, quite frankly, you should be.

Yeah, it's out, guys. It's 4k words, so read it if you want.

If that's okay with you, I mean....

That is, if you don't mind...

If it's not an issue...

FUCKING READ IT ALREADY YOU CUNTS!!!!!!

....

Yay...

A New Chapter

Yeah, just go ahead and read it.

It's like, less than 500 words or something, it's like first grade level reading.

But if you're too much of a pussy, then just...keep on being a pussy.

Pussy Cats FTW.