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User ID: 6,355
Registered: 20th Dec 2011
Last Seen: 1d, 23h ago
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For those of you who don't have your Mature filter set to "view mature shit," I recently switched the story to mature for saying the word "lips" in referral to the vaginal opening once.

But I decided that the people reading my audience can handle that. So I turned it back to Teen and just put a Sex label on it. Besides, you've seen Spike with his testicles hanging from the fucking ceiling, and his stomach split open and leaking onto Grendels' tentacles of (kinky) darkness. I'm pretty sure you can handle Peter doing a scissor motion with his fucking fingers.

Also, I just found something out.

So, I just discovered that plugging a wireless mouse into a different port on a Windows 7 laptop prompts the computer to re-install the software, despite already having been installed when it was plugged into the previous port.

THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE MY UTMOST RAGE AT THAT.

WHY THE FUCK MUST IT REINSTALL THE FUCKING SOFTWARE IF THE HARDWARE IS INSERTED THROUGH A DIFFERENT USB PORT!? THE SOFTWARE IS SAVED ONTO THE FUCKING HARD DRIVE, IT'S ALREADY INSTALLED, AND THE USB PORTS ALL GO BACK TO THE SAME. FUCKING. THING.

MICROSOFT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. FUCKING QUALITY.

It's just fucking stupid, is what I'm trying to say.

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Trapped

I've created a kind of portal to Equestria.

And, unfortunately, it's an extremely good simulation.

Variables upon variables upon variables, all created by one simple code with a fully compiled size of two kilobytes.

This means that consequences may occur that I wouldn't have thought of, and that there may also be glitches once in a while.

Unfortunately, it's the former that causes me to be trapped within this simulation. If it were the latter, it would be easier to work around: a simple executive override, and I'm out. But now, the only way to get out is to activate my extreme safety procedure.

Please note: I don't care about favorites or likes, I care about what you have to SAY. So, please,if you enjoy a chapter, say what you liked most, and if you did not enjoy a chapter, say what you did not like and I will use those two things to learn not to make the same mistakes in the future.

Also note: This story isn't meant to be taken seriously. A lot of it is just making fun of other stuff. Some of it is meant to be taken seriously in terms of its own individual plot, but as a whole, it's meant to be making fun of the idea that certain things could or could not exist.

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SOTP (Seat of the Pants) Collection

Overall, it's just like the short description says. It's just the random ideas I get for stories, most of them include a human in Equestria, some of them include the other way around, while some of them are just the shenanigans of the ponies to the extreme! (By the way, I spelled the word shenanigans right on my first try: no red lines underneath it :P)

Anyway, I'll probably never 'complete' these stories, and more likely than not, I won't follow them through with actual stories.

But, if it looks entertaining to me (I'm the writer, I don't want to be bored when I'm writing it) I'll follow it through with more chapters, either in the same story arc or in the same style, and make a new collection or story. (Note: I won't upload any stories until I finish a current one. Collections will always be new.)

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Discord, PhD.

When Pinkamena Diane Pie starts questioning her odd habits, she goes to everypony to find help.

Peewee Herman, (sorry couldn't think of a pony name for him,) Groucho Sphynx, and now, a truly certified psychiatrist.

Can he help her return to her former state of insanity, and thus to her old party pony nature, simply known as Pinkie Pie?

Or will she remain sane...

Forreeeeevvvverrrr?

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#441941 · 4w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>441900 But I just dra- *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUGH!*

#441900 · 4w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>439726 Nope.

I was already stalking you... :pinkiecrazy:




By the way, your milk is about to expire. Just thought you should know. :scootangel:

#439726 · 4w, 6d ago · · ·
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Following policy? :rainbowwild:

#438502 · 4w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>430221

Gylden was also the last name of a Finnish/Swedish Astronomer.

The more you know!

#430541 · 5w, 4d ago · · ·
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I am searching for some one to help me make a story and this means ideas or editing or characters or any combination of the three if you want to.

#430221 · 5w, 4d ago · · ·
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I love your name, Golden Embers! :ajsmug:

Want a quick lesson in Norwegian? Sure you do! :facehoof:

Since "glør (embers)" is a plural noun, the adjective "gyllen* (golden)" should also be in its plural form, "gylne". :twilightsmile:

*Note: the word "gylden" is actually defined as a masculine noun meaning a German coin from the 14th century. :twistnerd:

A singular (masculine) noun similar to "glør" is "glød (glow)", by the way... :unsuresweetie:

~ChocoLatte

#369540 · 10w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>369539

Ohh... well that was awkward

#369539 · 10w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>369525 I live in New York, USA.

I just like Norwegian, because of the movie The Thing.

#369525 · 10w, 2d ago · · ·
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I see that you have a ø, so from where in Scandinavia are you from?

#351942 · 11w, 5d ago · · ·
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I hate you, you piece of fucking shit fucking cunt motherfucker I cannot stand you even smelling you makes me want to puke my fucking dick out of my anus.

:rainbowdetermined2::flutterrage:

Oh, wait, you're me.

...

THE FIRST STILL APPLIES!

You piece of fucking shit...

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