Hello, world! I'm Glory Blaze, a lazy, overweight 23 year old high school grammar teacher with a college degree and a low pay grade. For whatever reason I watch a show about magic pastel talking equines who learn lessons about the magic of camaraderie that is targeted at three to six year old girls. I write fanfiction in my spare time, and share very little of it, having only two stories published on the Internet (one for LEGO Hero Factory and one for Pokemon), neither of which I shall link you to. I can pre read for you if you ask, but due to my laziness I probably won't be very consistent about whether or not it actually gets done. In addition to ponies, as you may have guessed by the subjects mentioned above I am an AFOL (Adult Fan Of LEGO) and a Pokemon fan, as well as the DM for my Dungeons & Dragons group. My favorite authors on this site are Arcainum, Diexna, and Moon Shooter, and I may or may not be madly in love with AbsoluteAnonymous despite the six year age difference and the fact that she's not legally an adult in my home country, the US. I'd have to meet her to know for sure. I live in Malibu, California and hang out with rich people, which totally does wonders for my self esteem. I have an eighteen year old brother who goes to Cal Tech and occasionally lives with me, a 30 year old sister who thinks I'm a man child nerd who should do something productive with his life (What could be more productive than ponies?!), a 6 year old niece in her princess phase, and a 14 year old nephew who thinks I'm the epitome of awesome. All but the sister are bronies. well, the niece is in the target audience, but still. And that's about it for the personal facts of my life I'm about for post on the Internet for random strangers to read.

Also, I have a slightly cynical and sarcastic outlook in life. How did you guess?