Coming soon to a computer screen near you!
It's probably not the best idea to be working on three stories simultaneously, but whatevs; I rather like this idea and hope I can do it at least reasonably adequately. I've been much more dark and edgy than I should be and I find myself contemplating these issues quite often nowadays and this will serve as a helpful outlet.
In FUN news, I was trying to work on A Golden Afternoon, because the lecturer today may as well be mute for all I can fucking hear of him.
Here is a masterful excerpt (that will not be included) that may amuse you or make you want to bang your head on a desk, or, hopefully, both. X
This abomination was written by me and two friends at the high peaks of boredom:
"That's duck-billed platypuses?" said Applejack, wondering what the fuck she was saying.
"It's the writer's friend!" yelled Pinkie happily, "she's fucking up Gallifrey's magnum opus!"
"Magnum opus? Ha! Gallifrey pls go," said Thatman, his alluringly handsome features visible from behind the increasingly transparent fourth wall.
"Gallifrey says he hates you all," said Pinkie, no smiles; only dreams now.
"Well that's not very neighbourly of him, sugar plum," whispered Applejack in a dramatic fashion that was completely uncalled for.
"Mcfucking kill yourself," said Pinkamena darkly, through the veil of her deflated bangs, the only emotion in her voice being that of emo.
A wild Ron Paul appeared!
Thatman throws a pokeball at the wild Ron Paul, unfortunately the wild Ron Paul escaped! So close!
"Why didn't you stop it?! Ooooooooooooeeeeoooooo!" Ron Paul wailed from the forbidden dimensions of /mlp/.
“Shut up!” shouted Twilight, abusing her powers over the laws of Time and Space for personal gain, and closing the void between worlds. The Doctor would be turning in his grave, if he were dead. PLOT TWIST, he was (You do that one more time and I’d swear M.Night.Shyamalaamadingdong was directing this).
I shiggy diggy doo daa.
“What the zip doobity bop did you just zoobity bop bip about me you little zop bap bibbity bang?” said the aethereal voice of Bill Motherfucking Cosby.
“The prophecy will soon be complete, yes,” said Pinkie, rubbing her hooves together.
And then they all fucked.
The fonfoc reviwar say it the perfect fic.
Pls don't be 2 hard on me this is my first time doingza fanfix.