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Registered: 9th Apr 2012
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To Serve Bronies

Norse legends tell of men sacrificing bears and bulls to unicorns to keep them from devouring human villages. Pre-equestrian legends tell of a cunning prey prized by unicorn royalty. A holiday fast, commemorating the defense of the wishing star from changeling armies, sharpens Rarity and Twilight Sparkle's appetites just as some very lost Bronycon attendees crash out of the Everfree Forest. Rainbow Dash finds herself wrenched apart by conflicting loyalties. Fluttershy gains, and loses, a pet. Applejack relates to somebody. Spike will execute a cunning scheme, but finds himself torn between the two unicorns that matter the most to him. Pinkie Pie explains why "Cupcakes" is a silly fanfic and tries to quell bloodlust with pineapple inside-out cake.  

Friendships will be tested. Hearts will be broken. Secrets will be revealed. Also, magic kindergarten.

When humans come to Equestria, it's not the ponies that should be afraid.

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The Salt Grotto

Sweetcream Scoops has an ice cream cone cutie mark, works in her family's ice cream shop, and her special talent is...singing.

This has caused some friction with her folks, and having to come back home from Canterlot after failed tryouts for the Trans Equestrian Orchestra didn't help matters. Now the mild-mannered Ice Cream Mare has to face the music when ponies close to her vanish without a trace, and she suspects her childhood hiding place and some quasi-mythical monster may be involved. She'd really prefer it if the mane six dealt with this.

Shoo bee doo, shoo shoo bee doo...

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Last of the Zap-Apple Cider

Granny Smith heaves her creaky old bones off to visit the somewhat younger Mayor Mare for cider, sheninangans, and talk of the good old days. On the way she reflects how much the town she founded has changed around her. Teen rated for implied sexuality.

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#365445 · 9w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>365346

*sipping some Woodchuck Winter  Edition right now*

Danke. :pinkiesmile:

#365346 · 9w, 5d ago · · ·
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Awesome avatar. Good cider too.

#350371 · 11w, 17h ago · · ·
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>>345682

No problem. Keep up the funny.

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