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State of the Uncle · 3:46am

Is there a stated rule anywhere, or even a suggestion for what we're supposed to blog about on this site? That's not a serious question. I'm pretty sure there isn't beyond the mandate that content not be illegal or otherwise upsetting, and if you're gonna talk about dirty stuff you gotta put it behind a nsfw cut? I try to keep my blogging to fanfic, or at least ponies, but I have to fight the occasional urge to just do random biopic crap that nobody cares about. I've already done that with my Tumblr, it really doesn't have anything to do with my actual fanfic anymore, I should save this one for talking about that.

I really want to turn the "Stranger" chapter of Comfy and Easy to Wear into something a little longer. As may be evidenced by the fact that I wrote a god damn My Little Pony and Aliens crossover I really like having the pones interact with big huge scary things. Thing was, dragging a random original character out of another dimension and into Equestria doesn't really feel organic to the setting. Well, I guess now it does now that we know Celestia has magic mirrors serving as interdimensional portals in her basement, but I think the fewer story cues I take from Equestria Girls the better.

I think I have an idea for an OC I can work into the setting better though. I just have to hope that people will be positively inclined towards a story about an OC. Well, I'll worry about that when I get to it, I'm not taking on any big projects until I finish Distance. Which is going about as slowly as I expected and much more so than I'd like, but I'm still plugging along. I keep having existential crisises in the middle of it though, reading other Twilestia fics that are infinitely more awesome than anything I could ever hope to accomplish and second guessing everything I write. I gotta work through that! I might rewrite the first chapter a little bit. I don't know. I liked the tone, but now that I'm writing some more involved scenes between characters I'm starting to realize that my tendency to avoid an omniscient narrative style kind of hinders my portrayal of emotion. I'd like to have the characters express what they're feeling through their actions and words during a conversation instead of relying on "Twilight felt x and Celestia though y and then they started to lick each others' z". But... I'm not very good at it. Oh well, practice makes perfect.

Thanks for listening to me ramble about this, it makes me feel a lot better to get this stuff out and write it down. At least I'm writing something...

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Do You Really Want to Know?

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Followed up by yet another epistolary conversation between Twilight and Celestia about the magic of not knowing what the hay that other pony is talking about.  Features a special guest appearance by naughty!Luna.

Further bulletins as events warrant.

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#531165 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·
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I'm not saying I read too much clopfiction. Just that it's possible to.

#527236 · 2w, 9h ago · · ·
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You know, I don't really have anything against Spike. He's a cool guy, and a really neat character.

I just find it hilarious when bad things happen to him.

#522568 · 2w, 3d ago · · ·
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I keep coming across fanart of ponies getting stung on their asses by bees. Given the context of the images, I am forced to assume this is someone's fetish.

And I try not to judge, but... wow. You know what I mean? Wow.

#521154 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·
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I'm given to understand some authors will occasionally get really unpleasant messages about their work. I never really do. I mean, there have been a few people who commented to say they didn't like a story, but I've never gotten anything completely insane.

It makes me wonder if I'm doing something wrong...?

#516714 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>515302

Well that's a relief.

My next project: Writing a story entirely about butts.

#515302 · 3w, 3h ago · · ·
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>>513188

[2:37:56 AM] Art Inspired: ... I wonder if using the words "crotch tits" in and of itself is enough to bump a story up to the "mature" rating...

[2:38:04 AM] Alexstrazsa (Aaron): nah

#513188 · 3w, 1d ago · · ·
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... I wonder if using the words "crotch tits" in and of itself is enough to bump a story up to the "mature" rating...

#484230 · 5w, 1d ago · · ·
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It has been 42 weeks since you released the most recent chapter of Do You Really Want to Know. Are you considering uploading a new chapter as you approach the one year anniversary of that chapter or the anniversary of the first chapter?

#335255 · 17w, 11h ago · · ·
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Have you ever considered approaching Mic The Microphone about doing more dramatic readings of your stories? He already did "Do You Really Want to Know?" But I think he'd have a blast with Estrus.

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