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[Sad] [Slice of Life]
Stories of our favorite ponies and their passings.
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[Tragedy] [Dark] [Adventure]
A darker outlook on the founding of Equestria; full of lies, sabotage, hatred, deceit and murder.
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[Sad] [Slice of Life]
Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo struggle to figure out how to continue with their lives.
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[Tragedy] [Sad] [Slice of Life]
Celestia banishes Luna and struggles to cope with her loss.
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[Sad] [Dark] [Adventure]
Luna explains what really went on during the rebellion of Nightmare Moon.
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My Clopfics

The Author


User ID: 27,381
Registered: 18th Apr 2012
Last Seen: 3h, 7m ago
Story views: 34,235

(Avatar by ShadowBro!)

My name is Nathan Zeno.  I am a seventeen year old male who

fell in love with My Little Ponies later than I should have.  I have

always had (what I believe to be) a talent for writing, and a

definite love of fantasy.  I may occasionally write a few clop

fics.  Derpy Hooves is best pony, followed by Nightmare

Moon/Trixie. Princess Luna is best princess.  Pinkie Pie is best

mane six.  Scootaloo is best sexy filly Crusader.

Thunderlane x Soarin is best male shipping, and Octavia

x Vinyl Scratch is best female shipping.  Twilight x Shining

Armor is best straight shipping.  I am also a furry

and a

zombie fanatic.

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Why do I write for thee?  Let me count the reasons:

I write for the reader, who hath no mouth of his own,

I write for the adventurer of villains who atone,

I write for the lover of clop and romance,

I write for the heart, which cries from bereavement,

I write for the sadist, who enjoys the pain,

I write for the masochist, whose gain is the same,

I write for the weak, whose terror fills around,

I write for the fool, whose laughter is abound...

I do not write for the 'hater', who comments only to be heard,

I do not write for the jester, whose words smell of 'turd.

I do not write for the unpleasable, who seeks only his own,

So leave me be; my tales are MY tomes!

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UNQUESTIONABLE PROOF THAT DERPY IS BEST PONY

Favorite Authors

My Super-Awesome Best Friend/Buddy Club

Chaodiurn

Helljumper117

Armasyll the Reader

Petro! (Deleted account :pinkiesad2:)

RP BUDDIES

ShadowBro, or Storm Blitz.

Kapuchu, or Winterjet.

Man Gell, or Half-Wing.

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Scootabuse is Best Abuse Serious Stories The OC Graveyard Cross-dressing Ponies Twidash The Sci-Fi Ponies My Little Fetish This is the group with the longest name. It is the longest because I just kept typing until it wouldn't let me, even though it seems you can actually have a fair number of words in a group name. You're welcome to join, and bask in the excessivel Myths meet Ponies The Unity Games Sandbox Equestria After Dark The Roleplayer's Guild! The Changeling Federation changelings need love to Mind Control/Hypnosis The Idea Factory All Mature Scootaloo Dash Trilogy The Hero... Queen Chrysalis??? The Hero... Discord?!? High Quality Fictions FimFiction Gold Archives Past Sins Changeling Queen Chrysalis Game Crossovers Dark Misery, Misery, Misery LGBT (A group for the aforementioned, Questioning, Queer, Asexual, Pansexual and Allies) I Just Want A Comment Slender Mane Art for Fanfiction G1 Ponies: Credit Where It's Due SCP: Friendship is [REDACTED] Depressed Ponies Scootaloo The Hero... Nightmare Moon? The Royal Guard NSFW The Clop (NSFW) The GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE Twixie! Celestia & Luna Lyra & Bon-Bon OctaviaxVinyl Vinyl Scratch/Octavia Ditzy Doo. Official Brony Studies Group Lunar Empire The Mighty Lunar Republic The New Lunar Republic Shipping Struggling Authors MoonLight TwiLuna Pony Warfare The Fillyfoolers. M/M Shipping Selfcest is the Best Cest Futaquestria Rule63 Writing Gold Extremely Sad Sad Sad Fictions Sadness and Death The Lunaverse Halo and Ponies Halo Bronies & Furries & Things Left Unsaid Bisexual Bronies Equestrian Historical Society Queen Chrysalis's Feeding Grounds Queen Chrysalis's Changeling Swarm Alternate History Bronies Warrior Cats The Proofreader Group Groups in Stone Doubled Fun FimFiction Clean-Up Squad Pony Memes The Vegetarians Zombie Ponies WW2 stories. Cloppics in Clopfics Haylo Idea dumping grounds Project Derpy Hooves Derpy tales Writer's Assistance Group Apocalypse Dare to Derp! Clopfics

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The Gardens of Canterlot contain more than there fair share of stories. And more creatures than just Discord.
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The Elements of Harmony

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Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo struggle to figure out how to continue with their lives.
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Rarity retells how she came to find Opal, and her hesitattion to bring her into her home.
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Latest Stories


Wish You Were Here

There's a certain holiday that ponies like tuh celebrate every year.

They celebrate it tuh give thanks back tuh the one who stood by 'em in the rain and held 'em up when they felt weak.

Some ponies like tuh take the other out tuh eat, or jus' tuh talk.

Us Apples?

Well, we jus' like tuh ignore it.

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My Little Technology: Friendship is 404

Every MLP-FIM episode rewritten where magic exists, but technology is used more commonly.  Teen for language.

Twilight Sparkle is Celestia's top student- although only because her father works for the Royal Intelligence Agency.  She could really care less about being pushed into the spotlight, but when Princess Celestia sends Twilight to Ponyville in an attempt to get her to make some friends and break away from technology... Well, like with any story, things don't always go as planned.

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Dawn of A New Era

Humanity has had the urge to learn and understand since the dawn of their species as Homo Sapiens.  From the first telescopes and the study of the stars by sailors, to the colonization of new worlds, Human beings have pursued the unquenchable thirst for knowledge in all of its forms, no matter what the cost.

Now, in the year 4025, long after Humanity began expanding their reach into the deep expanse of space, a new world is found that defies all laws of physics and reality...

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Illa Novo Incipit

We are Forerunners; guardians of all that exists. The roots of the galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms... And the impervious shelter beneath which it has prospered. I stand before you, offering a chance at new life, with your new form, to become the sole bearer of our Mantle in a world where we have shied away to keep pure from any possible corruption.

Do you accept?

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The Story That Never Happened

What would happen if the Elements of Harmony didn’t work on Discord?  What would happen if Discord had won, turning the wielders of the Elements of Harmony into stone and hiding them away for three thousand years?  And what if a curious Pegasus pony discovered the legend of the lost mares and set out to rid the world of the Lord of Chaos?

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Personal Agenda

    Legend:

    ✘ = incomplete

    (?) = possible cancellation or hiatus

     (!) = Unpublished

    ☠ = canceled

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(!) ✘

The Trotting Dead--

True Friendship--

True Friendship: An Act Of Love--

True Friendship: Commitment--

TITLE PENDING--

A Nightmare In Equestria--

Master Of Puppets--

Broken--

Story Of The Blobs--

Murmurs Of The Earth--

Murmurs Of The Earth V2--

My Little Technology: Friendship Is 404--

The Loved And The Lost--

Warfare: Equestrian Conflict--

The Magic Of Chaos--

Reckoning--

Her Shattered World--

Princess Historia--

The Darkness Of A Lie--

The Parasprite Wars--

The Flowers That Bloom--

The Worst Day Ever--

The Dark Thoughts Of Luna--

The Story That Never Happened--

The Element Of Honesty--

The Element Of Kindness--

The Element Of Magic--

The Element Of Laughter--

The Element Of Generosity--

Starfall--

To Serve A Queen--

Illa Novo Incipit--

Vigilance of the Heart: Chapter One--

Aftershow--

The Great and Powerful Nightmare Night--

Seeds of Thunder--

What Is?--

Climbing The Ladder--

Nothing--

HST-1; Equestria (Equus - 01)--

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(?) ✘

The Origins Of The Everfree Forest--

Story Of The Blanks: The Tale Of Sunnytown--

S.C.P. Containment Breach: Operation Equestrian Containment--

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The Last Quest--

Brony At The Gates--

Slice Of Life--

Still Imagery--

Clouded Skies--

This is really important to me, guys.  Please...

No prerequisites are REQUIRED, although if you've played Dungeons and Dragons before those skills will definitely help.

No details for the public, and so help me if word leaks about this story through any of my helpers I will kill you all.

To qualify, I'll need your schedule and an example of what you'd do in this situation:

You wake up with a splitting headache in a dimly lit room.  In the center, there appears to be a candle sitting on a table that is stationed in the center of the room.

As well as an Earth Pony OC with a name, and a personality.

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#465152 · 2w, 1d ago · · ·
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Thank you for favoriting Celestia Sleeps In!

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Derp

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>>428571 I TOLD YOU. THEY BROKE IT. :fluttershbad:

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>>427885 IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

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>>427602 You got lucky. All yesterday it was completely derped out. Mine is working again too.

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>>427341 ...Mine has been working fine...

#427341 · 5w, 2h ago · · ·
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>>427234 Messaging, parties, and chat are virtually unusable. I had trouble just signing into my account earlier, which ended up getting removed from my console at one point. I had to download my profile (which also didn't work until the zillionth time I tried it) again.

It wasn't just me. Similar things happened to a lot of people as well.

They broke xbox live.

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