EDIT: March 21, 2013 LOOKING FOR WILLING PROOFREADERS AND/OR EDITORS

Applejack never put much weight in having a special somepony. She was a farmer through and through, and her life is dedicated to preserving and upholding Sweet Apple Acres. It is in her blood after all, her heritage. It is up to her to carry the mantle. Alone. Sure, Big Macintosh might not be of unicorn genius, but he holds a hidden genius that could revolutionize how technology is used in Equestria, something that the farm holds back on.

The same could be said of her sister Applebloom. She might not know it, but the little crusader shows a hidden knack for construction, even if the Crusaders themselves don't realize it. There is also something else she also hides, something more subtle, but even of perhaps greater potential.

All in all, Applejack wouldn't be surprised if her talent was something non apple related. As for Granny Smith, she might have had been once a proud apple bucker during her younger years, but in her ailing old age, all she can do about now is cook.

That means the whole future of the farm falls squarely on Applejack's shoulders.

She doesn't have time nor the desire to find and fornicate with some stallion or mare, her duties demanded that she give her all to the future of her livelihood. So she didn't expect anything much one cold morning when a mysterious pegasus crashes into the barn that is undergoing renovation.

A very "famous" pegasus to be matter of fact, who flees a most tiresome life, desperate to just settled down and find some simple peace. Both Applejack and this mystery pegasus will find out life is never simple, especially when their fates are intertwined with something most sinister.

"I've fucked up... REALLY fucked it up. It wasn't enough that they had to take her hands from her, oh no. That would have been "an imperfection, a blemish on our natural equine race."!

What they did to her, I-... Oh Faust! I don't even recognize her anymore!

THEY TOOK HER FUCKING SOUL AND MURDERED IT!

That fucking Potion ruined everything. Not just for Tavi, but for countless other humans.

Why!? Aren't we supposed to be better than this? Aren't we above simply either exterminating or forcibly converting other species to our cause?? It doesn't make any fucking sense whatsoever! Yeah, so humans have done their fair of doing horrible things to both themselves and the things around them. But that doesn't make them ALL monsters that the Ministry of Truth portrays them to be... War fueled savages, doing nothing but evildoers my flank! I guess they somehow managed to "glance over" the good parts that humans have actually done, despite the odds that they have stood against.

Pfft... I never really was the philosophical type. It just wasn't my jazz, ya know what I mean? A DJ just doesn't do the groove when it comes to things that make my brain hurt. But that human saying.. What was it? ... Something "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions." Yeah, that's it. I think its more than obvious that erasing somepo- I mean someone's mind is right up there on the totem pole. If it weren't for Twilight.... *Sobs* Seeing Octavia praising Celestia's name when only moments before she was fighting tooth and nail against those Royal Guards.... Then chanting for us to join them in a utopia... Oh Gods... You don't even know the start of how gut wrenching to see Octy... I-can't talk about this...

I failed her.

I failed her.

I FUCKING failed her!

Vinyl "La'Wafer" Scratch, Interview during the beginning stages of the war.

The short version: Both Lance and his Shining Armor figurine are struck by lighting, and not of the random sort either it seems. Instead of burning the lad into a crisp, he was burnt into a crisp AND smacked landed in a form that he is familiar with. No, he doesn't become Shining Armor dear reader, for Celestia knows even that range of stupidity has 'probably' been done to death.

*Hint hint, We are looking at you Pinkie Guy.*

Rather, he has found himself in his own personified pony OC, Primary Lance. And what more, it seems that Shining Armor himself has been zapped into this dimension! How is anyone's guess at the moment; but for now,  Lance has to deal with the Captain of the Royal Guard, all the while continuing on in his daily life, even if he is now in an earth pony form of his own persona, (which in that case, pray dear readers, pray; for the end is neigh) all the while trying to keep the both of them intact, avoid being dissected and rammed by roves of fans and avoid pissing of the wife of said Captain.

No way could anything go possibly wrong!

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No really, we really mean it. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WILL SURELY GO WRONG. NOTHING!!!

Rated T for randomness and inevitable foul but rather tame language and action. Also pancakes, we do not know why pancakes, but it surely shall come in handy later. Practice, Practice, PRACTICE!!! Rating is subject to change.

NOTICE: PDP PP has now hijacked the server world. "You are on the way to destruction make you're time... Ha ha ha."

Clear Time Approximate: 12:41 PM Of The 28th of Septpoltom

On what was supposed to be a special Hearts n' Hooves day for two pairs of lovers, the unthinkable happens. Tragic events have taken both the lives of Octavia Philimarica and Lyra Heartstrings, leaving nothing but an empty void for both Bon Bon and Vinyl Scratch, who only have each other to comfort in this most dire of circumstances.

All is not lost though. The death which has befallen them can be reversed. However, the spell that can be used for the revival for both of the comatoste mares is new and unknown.

If the rescue of both mares fail, both Bon Bon and Vinyl face the very real possibility of joining their pride in eternal slumber. Despite this, even if they have to die to breath life back into those who they love, they will fight till both mares breath again.

Rate T for possible sexual references and vivid body transformation