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User ID: 11,216
Registered: 30th Jan 2012
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Foul-mouthed, autistic teenager with a cowboy hat. :trollestia:

Also, CARS!

Main Oc: Fleetwood Brougham

Name: Fleetwood Eldorado Brougham

Race: Alicorn (Formerly Pegasus)

Born: Ponyville, 1974

Residence: Brougham Cajun Mansion, Everfree Forest

Personality: Means well, sometimes can be arrogant, jealousy brought on easily.

Occupation: Former car salesman, Ponyville Cadillac-Buick-Chevrolet, now chauffeur to Princess Luna

Cutie Mark: Landau Iron

Character in Story: Eldorado Brougham

Name: Eldorado Vanderbilt Brougham

Race: Pegasus

Born: Canterlot, 1888

Residence: 1011, Allen Avenue, Ponyville

Personality: Hotheaded, sometimes abusive.

Occupation: Car Salesman, Ponyville Cadillac-Buick-Chevrolet

Cutie Mark: Laurels

Ancestor of Fleetwood's: Deville Brougham

Name: Deville Walker Brougham

Race: Pegasus

Born: Canterlot, 1820

Died: 1976

Former Residence: Brougham Cajun Mansion, Everfree Forest

Personality: Ambitious, sometimes comedic

Former Occupation: Chairman, Central Equestrian Railway Company

Cutie Mark: Railroad Spike

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The Return · 12:53am

Well, fillies and gentlecolts, I'm back. I'm happy to say, after a long hiatus, I am finally ready to continue writing.

First off is "Just Where Did They All Go?".

I want to finish this story first. I reckon I've left you all hanging long enough. Then, I am going to continue "Haywire". The ending was rushed, and contains an embarrassing tribute to my ex-girlfriend.

Then, I really don't know WHAT I am going to do.

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#312376 · 15w, 1d ago · · ·
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Hello sir or madame,

I am Obsidian Raindrop the creator of a group known as The Great and Not Obsessive Trixie   I am here to ask if you would like your story to be added to my group.

The only requirements are:

1. You have a story about Trixie and she is not completely obsessing over her lose at the hands of Twilight. (She can hate that she lost to twilight and even try and beat again but she just can't be be so obsessive like she is in most stories. )

2.  She may be a supporting character or a main character it does not matter.

3. i can`t think of a third thing

It's me Osidian again asking you guys to do stuff you don't want to.

1. tell me the name of your story and the one folder you want it in

2. join the group it is really cool and we'll soon get a banner up

3. fallow because it will boost my confidence

Sorry to all those who either received this email twice or who don`t have trixie as a main or supporting character. Also just PM me if you want your story added.

Yours truly, Obsidian Raindrop

#305966 · 15w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>305964 Aw hell yes

#305964 · 15w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>305025 I'm back, baby.

#305025 · 15w, 5d ago · · ·
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5 whole days? Get back hea.

#150473 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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NOOOOOO WHY THIS?!:raritydespair::raritycry:

#128328 · 35w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>128274 Dun Dun Dun

#128274 · 35w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>128270 Okay, now this is just getting weird.

#128270 · 35w, 3d ago · · ·
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#128262 · 35w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>128257 Surely I cannot be good enough to be WATCHED by you! I can't even kill a HEDGEHOG! EVEN WITH A GIANT FUCKING MACK!

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