When an average man is sucked into a strange new world he is badly injured from a great fall and is greeted by creatures the likes he had never seen before. How will those who dwell within this new place react to him, and how will he react to they? Will he ever recover? Will he find his way back home?

[Rated Teen for saucy wording. No actual explicit content.]

It was just another day in the life of Star Spangle, that is, until he walked into Ponyville. Call it bad luck, call it destiny, maybe he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, but however you word it, the outcome is still the same. It was that time of year again, and poor Star didn't get the memo. Unwittingly, he gets swept up in the rumored 'Ponyville Heat' and suffers the consequences.