Cancelled, because I'm bored of writing this
NOTICE: Has some very strong language.
Derpy Hooves. We all know her. The godawful speller, the elementary school dropout. Except this time, her punctuation and grammar problems have gone out of control, and have mutated into an apocalyptic disease. How does it spread? Well.. It goes a bit like the human's myths about the "Zombies". But without all the gore and grossness. "HerpDerp" (the disease) is spread easily, and can be transformed into gas, solid, or a liquid state. If Derpy's saliva even comes an inch close to you, you might as well forget being an English teacher at Canterlot.
- Main Character is Dashie.More Less
hai gaiz its me deepy hewvs an dis my sory of getig a mofin from da redfrigderator an eatn it yum yuum ya i no derp herp derp. feeturing twilit sporkel. ranbow dass. rarety. an flutershi. da chaptrs r rly short cuz i wana keep u reedin.
Okay! Have fun figuring out the abomination I have just written here. Awful spelling, yes. Horrible plotline, yes. That's the point! :3
This is my attempt at a trollfic. Read on to find out what the tragedy tag is for. I promise, nothing happens to the Derper.More Less
Rainbow Dash decided to be a troll and taint Twilight Sparkle's salad with meat products. You may assume Twilight wouldn't take a liking to it, but there's more than what meats the eye. HA! See what I did the.. Okay.
Keep in mind the references are pretty old and cheesy, but I think it's funny.More Less