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User ID: 8,300
Registered: 9th Jan 2012
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WARNING: Here there be riffs.

Welcome to my domain. I'll be hosting riffs I've worked on, as well as new bi-monthly(-ish) updates for Fan/fic/ Theater 3000. Basically, you've just walked into riff central. Oh, and I write other pony words too sometimes. That's always fun.

If you have suggestions for stories I can riff, send me a PM or leave a comment on my user page, preferably with a link to the story in question. It's just easier for me to find the stories that way, especially if they're hosted off-site.

Riffing Queue

Bolded names indicate my current WIP's.

- Pinkie Pie's Secret Ingredient

- Living the Dream (Chapters 1-15)

- Life of Night Flash

- The Rerapening

- 'Miss Me?'

- Prince Martin Willis Two. Official Unofficial sEventh Member (LOL!) Of The Mane Six

- When Rarity is alone

- Holy Protector

- Nonexistent

- The Prince and the Belle

- Darkly Dreaming

- 120 Days of Blueblood (guys, I love you, but FUCK YOU)

- Rainbooms and Marshmallows

- the murvelous adventure's of Spik the pervet

- Rainbow Dash Gets an Abortion

- marios unexpected adventure

- a scientist in equestria

- Nightmare Star's Revenge

- Old Spice Guys invade Equestria

- Life Scoots and Then You Die

- Beating the Heat

- To Beat The Rainboom

- Poking Pinkie Pie in the Pooper

- Three Is Not Better Than One

- Killpony's Nightmare

- The master elemental

- Life of a Life God

- Mein Kampf (apparently...)

- twow443's "Son of..." Series

- 50 Shades Dumber: Fluttershy's Idiotic Sex Fantasies!

Stuff That ISN'T Riffing


The Redemption of Chrysalis

Queen Chrysalis has spent the last few weeks living with Twilight Sparkle, hiding from the public eye and awaiting news of Princess Celestia's changeling relief effort. When Shining Armor discovers a critically injured changeling on the outskirts of Appleloosa, to Chrysalis' infinite delight, her hope for her race's survival is instantly reinvigorated.

But then the Canterlot hospital refuses to properly care for the changeling, leaving Cadance to provide the love he requires. The publicity forces Chrysalis to reveal herself to a fearful populace, driving her into the hooves of a fellow outcast. And perhaps worst of all, the awakened changeling has forsaken his queen. In his eyes, and in those of all of Equestria, Chrysalis must once again redeem herself.

The sequel to The Retribution of Chrysalis.

Cover art by Nocturnal Melodies (No_M), drawn at my request for the story.

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The Retribution of Chrysalis

With the population of the changeling race crippled by their expulsion from Canterlot, and their queen powerless to salvage it on her own, Chrysalis requires outside help from Equestria to get them back on their feet. But reaching out to Princess Celestia proves troublesome, as she cannot risk returning to Canterlot, and the one pony outside the city with a direct line to her is also the least willing to trust her. The salvation of her kingdom may rely on her making amends... and perhaps making friends as well.

Now has a sequel!

Cover art by Nocturnal Melodies (No_M), drawn at my request for this story.

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The Chrysalis Saga

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The changeling queen must seek aid from Equestria to save her dying race.
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The discovery of an injured changeling complicates the lives of Chrysalis and those around her.
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Riffs I've Done

MLP/MST Archive

FP Riffs:

- PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

- My Little PONEY: The parody from hell (Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3)

- The worst Fanfic EVER

- Pinkie Pie's Fishing Adventure

- Fifth Riff Masochistic Marathon

- Applejack in Love Poison Dilemma/Rainbow Dash 's Confession

- Rarity's Generous Plan (Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5)

- Punishment

- A Love for Rainbow Dash

- The roomate/The Brothel

- Return of the changeling's

- The Tail (Get It ;P) Of pRince Martin Willis

- The Works of Troll

- Momma Fluttershy

- Fifteenth Riff Masochistic Marathon

- Pinkie Pie's Secret Ingredient (Part 1 - Part 2)

- Derpy's Finest Hour

- Luna's Magic Wand

- Pinkie Pie Torturethon

- FP Riffs 20: Wait for it...

- one for you

FP Riffs pending updates/WIPs:

- Pinkie Pie's Secret Ingredient

- Living the Dream

- twow443 and Fallen Prime's Marathon of Pain

- Chryscord

- darf Marathon

Non-canon:

- Equestria: A world with Ponies, not Humans

- Spike's Girl Trouble

- Griffin the Griffin riff/review (Part 1?)

- Adventures of Mane 7 (Part 1 - Part 2)

- Fluttershy gets gang raped by Jews.

- My Second Life (Part 1)

- The Pointlessness of it all

- Fallout Equestria: The Forgotten.

- Caramel and Thunderlane's Sexy Adventure

- 120 Days of Blueblood (Part 1)

- The Incredibly Dense Mind of Rainbow Dash

- twow Riffs 120 Days of Blueblood (Part 3)

- Eternal (Part 1)

- Dirty Sexy Pony

Non-canon WIPs:

- 120 Days of Blueblood (Part 2)

- Wonderfall

Latest F/F/T3K updates:

- Whats love got to do with it? (Part 13 - Part 14)

- My Second Life (Part 13 - Part 14)

- Griffin the Griffin (Part 7 - Part 8)

- Ah! With a little help from magic!

Next F/F/T3K update (subject to change):

- Whats love got to do with it?

- My Second Life

- Griffin the Griffin

MPPT3K, F/F/T3K and FP Riffs Official Drinking Game

The Points Don't Matter

- Episode 1

I know twow and Atlas have already beaten me to the punch with promoting this, but the MLP/MST Archive is now on TV Tropes! And it's in DESPERATE need of wiki love on all fronts, so if any of the tropers out there are familiar enough with these talented people's work, storm the castle!

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Comments

#481312 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·
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Hey, this might be asking for too much, but is there a possibility that you could riff this story? Despite having written the story, I came to realize some time ago that it was truly a P.o.S. and am genuinely surprised that anybody likes it.

#477112 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>445910 I agree, I'd love to see the ponies react to this.

#475821 · 1w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>475816 I wasn't aware ANYONE did. I did look, though, and it was Simon o'Sullivan.

#475816 · 1w, 6d ago · · ·
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Hey who riffed my clop fic again?

#467884 · 2w, 3d ago · · ·
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I still think we have to do a riff together.

#445910 · 4w, 1d ago · 1 · ·
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This may be relevant to your interests.

I know I lolled.

I might MST this.

...

If noone else wants to.

http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/157397/words-from-a-mind-on-fire-1

#432503 · 5w, 1d ago · 2 · ·
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>>432479 Well, the gist of it, I guess...

Apparently, octavia1997, who had previously been open to constructive criticism regardless of whether or not he LISTENED to it, deleted what I believe was a review of his story, as well as a decent-sized argument that, from the half of his that briefly existed in my sight, made him look like a moron. Given how much respect people have for comment deleters around here, all hell just broke loose. The pair of riffs of his work that were put out probably didn't do much beyond showing the riffers (myself among them) that he didn't just LOOK like a moron.

The final nail in the coffin was Octy announcing in a blog post that, due to the overwhelming negative response to his story, he was going to pull it down and repost it completely unaltered in order to reset everything. He also admitted that he's already done that with two of his other stories. As we all know, that shit's not allowed, and the mods got angry. Wanderer D tells me the ban is likely permanent.

That's really all there is to tell. And yes, there was a significant amount of butthurt on his end.

#432479 · 5w, 1d ago · 1 · ·
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Hey, Fallen. Since you seem to know, what happened with Octy97?

I thought he was just butthurt.

#426520 · 5w, 4d ago · · ·
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OOOOOOOH, I'm here

So open up the door for me.(C'mon man.)

It's GC.

BR
#426510 · 5w, 4d ago · · ·
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These riffs of yours have proved interesting enough to earn a watch...

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