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I've just conjured up a very ambitious writing project in my mind, which I think could potentially to very well, but if I'm going to do this right, I need an editor, and/or co-writer- a good one. So... If any of you think you're qualified, or perhaps know someone who is, please, PLEASE let me know.

Oh, and this person has to be at least halfway-knowledgeable of the Sherlock Holmes mythos, specifically the BBC show Sherlock.

That is all. :twilightsmile:

Ezio · 10 views · Edited 5d, 19h ago

My Most Recent Crap


Sympathy for Slendermane

Fluttershy loves the Everfree Forest, and everything in it.

Everything.

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Gun

Up until now, no one knew about the power of gunpowder and metal. But, when a Mysterious Stranger gives Pinkie Pie a strange thingamajiggity, shit goes down.


And for those of you who don't know who the Mysterious Stranger is... Here.

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Suddenly, Velociraptor

Tebo the Velociraptor led a perfectly normal Velociraptor life. Until, Pinkie Pie, out of freaking nowhere.

If you attempt to take this story seriously, you're gonna have a bad time.

Just a short one-shot.

Rated Teen for frequent strong language and some gore.

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My Little PWNy: Rage-Quitting is Magic

It's just a friendly game, right? Right?...


Inspired by the Gamer Luna concept, and by the story "There's a Gamer in All of Us", which can be found here.

Just read it through to the end. It's not my best work, but... I enjoyed writing it, so I hope you'll enjoy reading it.

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Luna Eats an Oreo

What is this strange confection of black and white?... Oh... We like this...

So, yeah. Luna eats an Oreo. Just a short one-shot that I had the idea for while eating Oreos.

Here's an epic poem written by one of the fans of the story- thanks to The Equestrian Gentlecolt for writing this up!


"What is this thing of black and white,

Which taunts the Princess of the Night?

Is it friend or is it foe?

Sister says the answer's "no."

It's not a monster, you can't beat it.

Silly girl, you're meant to eat it!"

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Express Your Opinion, Please. Freedom of Speech.

#418322 · 10w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>418311 sorry, was masturbating. did you say something?

#418311 · 10w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>418305 Please don't have sex with it... That would make it awkward for all of us.

#418305 · 10w, 1d ago · · ·
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i just wanted to say that you have the most awesome profile pic there ever was

i love that album and mlp enough that a combination of these two gives me a picture i love so much i want to have sex with it

#292039 · 21w, 25m ago · · ·
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>>110156 You don't kill children? What kind of an assassin are you?

#198821 · 30w, 4h ago · · ·
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horray another assassin! *dissapears in a cloud of smoke*

#110156 · 42w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>110073

Um... I dunno about children... :rainbowderp:

#110073 · 42w, 3d ago · · ·
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Ezio is your name and killing children is your game

#108758 · 42w, 4d ago · · ·
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Gold. All the way,

#108205 · 42w, 5d ago · · ·
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I found someone named Ezio.

You are my friend already.

#107156 · 42w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>107064\

hah YES!

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