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In no particular order:

"Is there something wrong with your seat?" "Yes. It's facing the stage." ~Noises off

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." ~Groucho Marx

"He does realize only the Vanguard has twin drive, right" "I'm not even surprised how little he knows about the game by now." "Once again, the bar has been lowered, yo." ~Cardfight!! Vanguard

"But I love talking about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about." ~An Ideal Husband

"I will pay you any amount of money right now if you don't sing." ~Yugioh Abridged

"Wow, if they freaked out that much when I took their car stereo, I'd hate to see them find out I took their astrolite." ~Marik Plays Bloodlines

"I fail at perversion." "Need any tips?" ~El Goonish Shive

"Sometimes the quality of my adversaries is truly a cause for concern." ~Dreamkeepers

"Could you say that shpiel again except instead of gross, say wet?" ~Stein's Gate

"Howdy neighbor! These your friends?" "No. They just follow me around everywhere. Please call the police." ~2gag

"Do you see that road over there? Well don't take that one, it'll do you no good." ~The Quiet Man

"I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?" ~The Emperors New Groove

"Regret is for those who have earned the right to look into the past. All I have is shame." ~Elfen Lied

"I have honestly no idea what my sound card is spewing out right now." ~Silentwulf Thrift

"Then I watched the second one, because I'm kind of an idiot." ~The Spoony Experiment

"Oh my god, the devil was the devil! You know, in hindsight I probably should have seen that coming." ~The Nostalgia Critic

"I look skinnier with my shirt on." ~Angel Beats

"I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret, okay?" ~Death Note

"Hey, you're not a teenager!" "You're not a girl!" ~Sword Art Online

"Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, might consider joining up, myself." ~Skyrim

"What do you mean you can't kill him? How many potions have you used?" "ALL OF THEM!" ~While playing Minecraft.

"Hey, Stahl. Want to start a relationship?" "I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL." ~Akward Zombie

"You'd better watch your mouth, there. This is a kids game." ~Caddicarus

"Because illiteracy is kewl" ~Linkara

"The first act has no purpose. You will connect it to the plot." ~Jesuotaku

"Reading about running is better than exercising." ~MrPoniator

"Man, Flora has a bit of a dark streak." ~Me watching Winx Club

"Studies show keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns. In case some MANIAC tries to sneak in a ladder!" ~Gravity Falls

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Game of Chance: a story about Lucky Horseshoe as he accepts an offer to participate in a tournament from Discord, to find the one object most important to the other contestants and destroy it. Once the item is destroyed, they're out of the contest. The contestants select one of Discord's abilities to aid in their search and the winner takes all of Discord's powers.

An Honest Journal: If you're reading this, it means there's somepony else. I sure hope that means what I'm doing today is successful. My name is Applejack and I'm about to try and kill a god. Alone. In case I'm not successful, you probably want to know what I'm talkin' about, huh? Well, I'll start from the beginning, when I had my friends and I thought all I needed was to work hard and above all, be honest.

Immortal Blood: I stand, looking up at the dragon as I do so. His scales shine red and yellow and his maw drips with blood.

"Ready to die, pony?"

Malice coats his voice as he addresses me. I shake off some of the blood coating me and frown.

"I've been ready for quite a while, Sergue. But if I haven't died yet, I won't die today."

Some of my white coat shows through the blood on me, my blood. I shake the blood off of my horn and stand tall.

"And just so you know, Sergue, my name isn't pony, it's Blueblood."

I gallop towards him, my horn lowered.

I will not make any personal relationships.

Sergue unleashes a blast of steam and I close my eyes as I let it wash over me, cooking my flesh.

I will do my best to help ponies.

I keep galloping and Sergue takes a step back.

I will try again.

Sergue lifts a claw and slams it down on me, crushing me.

What have I got to lose?

I stand.

After all...

My horn ignites in blue flame. My skin and bones knit themselves back together. Sergue takes another step back, surprised.

I'm immortal.