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Hi, friends. Turns out I have a gift - I know, right? Weird. Well, let's just go through the story one step at a time. I'm a partially normal person that got something'd to somewhere. It's good.
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3rd person, sorry for any misconceptions.
~Ulterior Canon~
There's a saying that it's darkest just before the morning. However, it feels darkest at midnight - the Witching Hour. But there's always a light to be found somewhere.
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Another FlutterDash for y'all. I can't say it's dark because there isn't pain or death, but it sure as hell isn't lighthearted.
Pinkie Pie tried not to mention anything to Twilight... she'd tried her best, until the two friends hardly spoke to each other at all. But ten minutes alone with Twilight could bring Pinkie's dreams to life... or shatter them whole.
I know PinkieTwi (TwinkiePie sounds stupid) is rare, but I wanted to try it, because I believe their personalities could boost and balance each other's. Read on.
Why I Only Ship F/F Ponies · 5:18am
Why not M/F ponies?
I hate trying to write a male. Males are, for the most part, clumsy, foolish creatures, especially during the 'Romantic Golden Age' of life. The female ponies in the show rarely seem particularly stupid. I'd just embarrass my poor character. Males are more fit to go on epic adventures with a little bit of romance on the side.
Secondly, males have no personalities in the show except Spike and fuck cross-species. Plus, Spike is 8-12, max.
Why not M/M ponies?
Like I said above, there is literally nothing to go on.
Secondly, I couldn't get too far into it, and therefore my quality of writing would drop. Because I'm simply not gay.
TheonlygaypairIshipisPumkinandSquibandcriticismtowardsthemisillegal.
Why not F/F humans?
Well, my parents were lesbians, and... it would just be fucking odd to write scenes like that. Can you gaiz not see this?
Secondly, I think I would come off as lustful in this respect. And romance isn't lust, it's meant to be deeper than that.
Why not M/F human?
Every male would become me, and every female would become my wife. Instantly. It's just the way my mind works. With ponies (and f/f at that), I have to worry about this a lot less.
Secondly, this could still be lust and describing a male in love is still uncomfortable. "And his penis hardened." nu tnx
Why not M/M human?
Every negative from every other entry.
Secondly... yeah, just that.
So that's why I only ship F/F and ponies. Alrighty? Alrightygood.



>>483384
Just interested k.
>>483376
Why?
>>483367
k
>>483358
I don't fucking know. It was just funny.
>>483352
How long ago?
>>483288
Yes. I made a blog and laughed about it.
Just out of interest, are you aware that you're on Encyclopedia Dramatica?
>>477096
I did too... but that got me a lot of hate and I saw hate towards people who didn't deserve it in the slightest.
>>477040
I'm still Chrsitian, I just didn't feel like being a member of a group that didn't allow me to speak. Martin Luther spoke in the presence of his superiors under pain to death, yet did because he knew he was right - like me.
Cool-i-o way to go out with a bang on Christian Bronies. I couldn't take those damn hypocrites anymore and left with my middle finger high in the air!.
You, my friend, are followed!