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Emerald Flight

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User ID: 12,411
Registered: 6th Feb 2012
Last Seen: 4h, 38m ago
Story views: 26,951

Yo, everyone! I try to be a nice guy, and I try to write well.

[Edit: I cannot, and I wish I could.]

I'm a 33-year-old from England, currently married and living on the East Coast of America.

My beliefs, mentality, and convictions:

Bronyism (you don't say?) - 6.8-degree. I make stories n' stuff.

Christianity - I am a firm believer in Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior.

DID - I suffer from Dissociative Identity Disorder, also known as multiple-personality disorder. Currently, while writing this, my name is Dan. I am officially the dominant personality, but others include Mark, a 16-year-old, and one other whose name I forgot. I have tried over the past twenty-or-so years to keep track of the others, but so far it has been to no avail.

BPD - Borderline personality disorder goes hand-in-hand with DID; it makes me reply strongly to critique and lash out at loved ones. Often, I lose sleep because of it, or until I swap out.

My awards and titles:

Muffin Button Award Winner - I have won 2 Muffin Buttons online and 1 in real life. Yes, I own a Muffin Button for a short story I wrote for someone.

King of Rhyme - I dare you to come at me bro, I'll throw you up high and slam you down low.

Air Hockey Royalty - Appointed by church members, I am quite adept in air hockey.

Popular-Degree Interneteer - After almost 300 followers and over 1000 trackers on various stories, I have recently graduated to 'Popular' degree.

My skills:

Writing Sensually - can't help it. :heart:

Visual Art - I have a deviantart, but I rarely upload anything.

Freestyle Poetry - seriously, I can rhyme like a 90's rap-off champ.

Alcohol Tolerance - So. Much. Booze.

Accenteer - eeyup, guys, I mastered your weird-arse American accent, along with Russian, Irish, Middle Eastern, Canadian, Jamaican, and may others.

Language - 'cause I like it.

Photo Album

My Works


Life

Celestia's final conversation with Twilight, and thoughts about eternity.

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The CryCiety Secret File: How Cry Saved Equestria

Hi, friends. Turns out I have a gift - I know, right? Weird. Well, let's just go through the story one step at a time. I'm a partially normal person that got something'd to somewhere. It's good.

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3rd person, sorry for any misconceptions.

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The Descent

Applejack's daily chores are interrupted by Rarity, and, through a long series of events and adventures, the prophecy is fulfilled.

A spiritual companion to 'Lyssa's Essence'.

And you know what that means.

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FlutterDash: Midnight Psychosis

~Ulterior Canon~

There's a saying that it's darkest just before the morning. However, it feels darkest at midnight - the Witching Hour. But there's always a light to be found somewhere.

~~~~~

Another FlutterDash for y'all. I can't say it's dark because there isn't pain or death, but it sure as hell isn't lighthearted.

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The Baker and The Scholar

   Pinkie Pie tried not to mention anything to Twilight... she'd tried her best, until the two friends hardly spoke to each other at all. But ten minutes alone with Twilight could bring Pinkie's dreams to life... or shatter them whole.

   I know PinkieTwi (TwinkiePie sounds stupid) is rare, but I wanted to try it, because I believe their personalities could boost and balance each other's. Read on.

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Why not M/F ponies?

I hate trying to write a male. Males are, for the most part, clumsy, foolish creatures, especially during the 'Romantic Golden Age' of life. The female ponies in the show rarely seem particularly stupid. I'd just embarrass my poor character. Males are more fit to go on epic adventures with a little bit of romance on the side.

Secondly, males have no personalities in the show except Spike and fuck cross-species. Plus, Spike is 8-12, max.

Why not M/M ponies?

Like I said above, there is literally nothing to go on.

Secondly, I couldn't get too far into it, and therefore my quality of writing would drop. Because I'm simply not gay.

TheonlygaypairIshipisPumkinandSquibandcriticismtowardsthemisillegal.

Why not F/F humans?

Well, my parents were lesbians, and... it would just be fucking odd to write scenes like that. Can you gaiz not see this?

Secondly, I think I would come off as lustful in this respect. And romance isn't lust, it's meant to be deeper than that.

Why not M/F human?

Every male would become me, and every female would become my wife. Instantly. It's just the way my mind works. With ponies (and f/f at that), I have to worry about this a lot less.

Secondly, this could still be lust and describing a male in love is still uncomfortable. "And his penis hardened." nu tnx

Why not M/M human?

Every negative from every other entry.

Secondly... yeah, just that.

So that's why I only ship F/F and ponies. Alrighty? Alrightygood.

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Talk To Me

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>>483384

Just interested k.

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>>483358

I don't fucking know. It was just funny.

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>>483352

How long ago?

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>>483288

Yes. I made a blog and laughed about it.

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Just out of interest, are you aware that you're on Encyclopedia Dramatica?

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>>477096

I did too... but that got me a lot of hate and I saw hate towards people who didn't deserve it in the slightest.

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>>477040

I'm still Chrsitian, I just didn't feel like being a member of a group that didn't allow me to speak. Martin Luther spoke in the presence of his superiors under pain to death, yet did because he knew he was right - like me.

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Cool-i-o way to go out with a bang on Christian Bronies. I couldn't take those damn hypocrites anymore and left with my middle finger high in the air!.:rainbowlaugh:

You, my friend, are followed!

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