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Why I Only Ship F/F Ponies · 5:18am
Why not M/F ponies?
I hate trying to write a male. Males are, for the most part, clumsy, foolish creatures, especially during the 'Romantic Golden Age' of life. The female ponies in the show rarely seem particularly stupid. I'd just embarrass my poor character. Males are more fit to go on epic adventures with a little bit of romance on the side.
Secondly, males have no personalities in the show except Spike and fuck cross-species. Plus, Spike is 8-12, max.
Why not M/M ponies?
Like I said above, there is literally nothing to go on.
Secondly, I couldn't get too far into it, and therefore my quality of writing would drop. Because I'm simply not gay.
Why not F/F humans?
Well, my parents were lesbians, and... it would just be fucking odd to write scenes like that. Can you gaiz not see this?
Secondly, I think I would come off as lustful in this respect. And romance isn't lust, it's meant to be deeper than that.
Why not M/F human?
Every male would become me, and every female would become my wife. Instantly. It's just the way my mind works. With ponies (and f/f at that), I have to worry about this a lot less.
Secondly, this could still be lust and describing a male in love is still uncomfortable. "And his penis hardened." nu tnx
Why not M/M human?
Every negative from every other entry.
Secondly... yeah, just that.
So that's why I only ship F/F and ponies. Alrighty? Alrightygood.