Well, it's about time I worked on my User Page.
*Ahem*
Welcome, one, welcome all, to a land of amazement! In this very place, I shall show you adventure beyond your wildest- *Cough cough* Okay, no more of that voice. It does a number on the vocal cords...

Seriously, though, I'm just a normal guy. Well, I'm wacky and random, though not level random. Maybe about level, no more, maybe less.
Anyhooves (I'm aware it's neither word nor expression, I'm abnormal and reject your socially mandated conundrums of acceptable mannerisms), I just love writing. People tell me I have a talent for it, but I perceive myself a novice at best.
For more details about Nick as a person (yeah, I tried to make a pun out of it and it failed) look below.

Interests:
- Table Top RPGs in general (Exalted, D&D, recently BattleTech, so on).
- Writing (Never would have guessed that one, would ya?).
- Comedy, Sarcasm, and Parody.
- Additional mishmash of bits, trinkets, and the General Store!

Favorite Ponies:
Mane 6:
-Depends on the day, actually. Every Wednesday, Rarity is Best Pony, while every Monday, Pinkie Pie's my favorite. So, yeah.

CMC:
-Pretty consistently Scootaloo.

Favorite Background Pony:
-Again, no permanent favorite, but Ditzy Doo and Snowflake (I REFUSE TO CALL HIM BULK BICEPS!) are pretty high up there.

Favorite Princess:
-Celestia every Monday and Thursday, Luna every Tuesday and Friday, and Cadance every Wednesday and Saturday. No favorite on Sundays.

Julian Day 2456853 (July 14th, 2014, really should be using Stardates):
Still wondering why the emoticon-type pony faces don't work in my user page for some reason. Is that a thing other people are having trouble with?