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User ID: 39,208
Registered: 9th Jun 2012
Last Seen: 3h, 1m ago
Story views: 1,968

My Title: Gay Communist Nazi Pirate Brony Nerd

Favorite Movie: Secret Window

Favorite Band: Alestorm

Favorite T.V. Show: Tie between MLP and Doctor Who.

Favorite Doctor: David Tennant

Favorite Quote: "If any foreign minister begins to defend to the death a 'peace conference', you can be sure his government has already placed its orders for new battleships and airplanes."

~Joseph Stalin

Favorite Game: Skyrim

Favorite Aliens: Daleks

Favorite Activity: Writing

Favorite Pony: Twilight.

Favorite Book/Series: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Favorite Genre: Horror

Lifelong Dream: I want to march in a very large formation down a usually busy street, singing Smile Smile Smile, but looking incredibly professional and angry. Smile Nazis that refuse to smile.

My Most Popular Fics

[Adventure] [Human]
Scientists study ponies that have been appearing on Earth. Science seems to be shitting itself.
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[Dark]
Necromancy is the magic that seeks to raise that which seeks only rest, this is what we have been told. Renovator Caesorum has seen the end of life, and weeped for all who experience it's horror.
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[Sad] [Dark]
Rainbow Dash has a terrible nightmare about Scootaloo.
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My BEST Stories

[Adventure] [Human]
Scientists study ponies that have been appearing on Earth. Science seems to be shitting itself.
331
[Sad] [Dark]
A sane pony is in a cruel sanitarium
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[Sad] [Dark]
Rainbow Dash has a terrible nightmare about Scootaloo.
173
[Dark]
Necromancy is the magic that seeks to raise that which seeks only rest, this is what we have been told. Renovator Caesorum has seen the end of life, and weeped for all who experience it's horror.
320

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ElectroHaiso · 15 views · Edited 2w, 2d ago

Latest Stories

Breach

Aliens have been sighted on and around Earth for centuries. But a single description keeps popping up in history. Four legs, big eyes, and a unique mark on the hind legs. The first real proof was in April of 1945, from the German camp of Buchenwald.  Ever since then the report has been repeated every five years. But now one has been captured alive, and an old  secret base has been re-purposed to hold them. People were right about aliens, but they got three things wrong. They're from a lot further than just another world, they walk on four legs, and they don't go to area 51.

Note: This story goes much further than just "Ponies are really aliens!" (that's not actually it AT ALL.) I made a very detailed explanation of all the science fiction behind this story, which will be revealed as the story progresses. In other words, I went full nerd on this thing.

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Illegal Sanity

Insanity is roughly defined as the violation of normal social actions due to a mental illness, handicap, or disorder. This is why I call them liars. I am not violent, I am not dangerous, and I am not insane. I am perfectly healthy, I am fairly knowledgeable and intelligent, yet they lock me in a cell and call me mad.

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Vivmort

Necromancy is a form of magic that involves raising the dead, usually for an evil or unnatural purpose. This is not the story of an evil necromancer, but the Memoirs of one Renovator Caesorum, a name that, in the oldest of pony languages, means Raiser of Fallen. He invented great spells in an attempt to understand the afterlife, something that nopony has done since. History has forgotten him, but his book is found and translated by Twilight Sparkle, who quickly becomes surprised at his experiments.

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Rainbow Dash's Nightmare

Rainbow Dash has a terrible dream about Scootaloo.

(based on a dream I had once.)

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#507203 · 3w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>507178

Good enough.

#507178 · 3w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>507168 I found you by magic my dear boy.

#507168 · 3w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>506964

if you don't mind me asking where did you find me. I don't recognize your name.

#506964 · 3w, 3d ago · · ·
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How ironic. I also like One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. Reminds me a little bit of Arkham.

#504433 · 3w, 5d ago · · ·
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Join 'The Independant Republic of Ponies'!

#453055 · 7w, 2d ago · · ·
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Dost thou feel like writing tonite?

#370265 · 13w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>370146 Yay! My commie buddy is following you too!

#370146 · 13w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>370039

Now I have two Communists following me. Huzzah!

#370039 · 13w, 5d ago · · ·
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Thought I might follow your ass since it seems to be so similar to mine....

We can be ass buddies!

#349772 · 15w, 4d ago · · ·
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Document for the challenge. Turn it in.

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