Where have you been on your long hiatus away in the *shudder* real world?
They were okay
Did you ever miss the site whilst you were gone from it?
Of course I missed this site, I mean come on now!
Though my life proves shitty with or without this site anyways.
Will you be continuing in writing your fics?
Probably, but most likely I won't be able to concentrate on a damn thing and I'll end up like this:
How do you feel about the various changes made to the site in your absence?
Have you accomplished anything in your life while you were away?
Do people still remeber who the hell you are?
Away with thee.
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN.
I sense the memes have infiltrated your cerebral cortex and are now plowing themselves towards your brain stem to control your life.
Shall we conclude this dreadful thing?