The funny thing about being C.E.O of the company that runs the New U stations, is that you can't ever really die. Course, when a bitch load of piss-brained bandits decide it'll be fun to try, the results can come up stranger than expected. When jack died, something went wrong with his respawn leaving him stranded in an awkward place. I mean, it's one thing to have a diamond pony to talk to... But when it can talk back? What do you do? How do you get home? And, most importantly, how do you NOT murder the hell out of that fucking pink one?!

Rated teen for foul language and some arguably sexual moments... Yes, there will be a conflicts with masturbation.

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EDIT:WRITTEN BEFORE DIAMOND (crystal) PONIES WERE CANNON

I'm sure this has been done before.

This is my revision of Mlp, characters and themes are darker, taking place in a pony industrial revolution. This follows the life and times of a mare named Nightingale , her five friends, her loyal and ever over worked assistant as they try to handle the problems that always seem to conveniently present themselves at the most inconvenient times. I do plead don't judge me on originality (or there lack of).

The following are true fictional accounts of possibly heinous crimes allegedly committed by pastel ponies. The following is rated T for sex, drugs, rock n roll, a little violence and some language that would probably make fluttershy cry. Read at your own discretion.

Magna Carta is a proud pegasus practitioner of law. He enjoys the finer things like coffee, comfy chairs, and arguing. He's a little young, and a bit inexperienced but that doesn't stop blind lady justice from throwing him some curve ball cases. These the stories of those cases.

Ten years has gone by. Who could believe it right? I mean, this time last year I was just Pipsqueak, I had no cutie mark to speak of, and no tother talent I lent myself to what so ever. Now look at me! Snips got tall, and Snails looks good. Apple Bloom took too much after her sister, and Sweetie Belle... Well... She always looked good. I heard Scoots might not make it, wouldn't blame her, doesn't sound like the wonderbolts get much down time.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Plenty of grammer errors. Please don't hate me.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Pretty sure I fixed it.

Six-String Is a cowpony living near Phillydelphia, he works on a ranch far on the outside of the city in the country. As a young colt he had a fling with a little mare from a big family and Unfortunately never saw her again. Some years have passed and he hears about his former, farmer, flame being named a national heroine. So what does he do? He crosses the country  to get in touch with his old love and see if she even remembers a half strung cowpoke who couldn't Commit.