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Inspirations I

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  • Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 63,620 views · 5,050 likes · 169 dislikes

Inspirations II

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Inspirations III

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  • Melodious Desideratum You dread the spotlight, but when opportunity arrises, you'll make an exception . . . for her. by Desideratium 55,674 words · 5,988 views · 461 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Inner Demons On her 21st birthday, Twilight reads a prophesy that starts a downward spiral into her own darkness. by SapphireLibra3 148,962 words · 12,816 views · 1,268 likes · 111 dislikes
  • I Would Give to You You move to Ponyville, and a certain mare catches your eye, but are you right for her? by Jet Howitzer 51,178 words · 5,644 views · 578 likes · 17 dislikes
  • Severed Roots Third and final installment in the "Tangled Roots" timeline. When our heroes of the West and our villains in the East clash at last, who will be left standing? by Bad_Seed_72 216,687 words · 1,166 views · 185 likes · 5 dislikes
Dec
15th
2014

This ongoing illness has finally snapped into a pattern I've seen before, and I didn't like it much then:

The medical profession's answer to my ongoing cough is a nasty lozenge seemingly made from the bowls in which Chia Pets are grown, which, I am told, will actually increase the level of coughing. It is a measure of how bad things are that I accepted this at face value.

This particular version of the ailment dates back to 2001; it began during a 4444-mile (literally) road trip, and persisted long after I'd left the driver's seat.   The general feeling is that of having one's lungs filled with cotton candy, and not a good flavor of cotton candy either.

Dusty Sage · 8 views · Report

I am the very model of a modern minor generalist

I've been writing online for half my life, taking time out for meals of course, and in all that time, it has never occurred to me that someone might actually want to read something I'd written.

My range of interests may be fairly characterized as a thousand miles wide and about three-eighths of an inch deep.  And if you ever thought it was tricky explaining your devotion to pony to family members -- well, imagine what it's like when all those family members are younger than you are.

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#144 · 2w, 1d ago · · ·

I have a new blog up, if you wanted to check it out.

#143 · 4w, 5d ago · · ·

Thanks for the watch! :pinkiehappy:

#142 · 7w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1483670

Don't worry, I remember you as well as your comments on my first story. I am glad that you have an interest in my stories. Ill be sure not to disappoint.:twilightsmile:

#141 · 7w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1483625

I am hopeful.  (I'm also following Guardian of the Pure Elements of Harmony.)

#140 · 7w, 5d ago · · ·

Thanks for the fave! Tell me how ya think when its done!:moustache:

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