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I've been writing online for thirty years.  One of these days I might actually get good at it.

Latest Stories

The TwiBrush Tales

  • The Sparkle Chronicles Okay, so the girl of your dreams turns out to be a pony. Now what? by Dusty Sage 18,479 words · 2,768 views · 95 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Second Act To be a Very Special Somepony, first you must be a pony. by Dusty Sage 12,307 words · 1,370 views · 53 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Somepony New New home, new life, new species. Now things start to get complicated. by Dusty Sage 9,156 words · 1,038 views · 54 likes · 2 dislikes
  • The Life That Late He Led The continuing adventures of Twilight Sparkle and Desert Brush. by Dusty Sage 23,157 words · 453 views · 26 likes · 5 dislikes

Inspirations I

  • Dreaming with Ponies They say you reap what you sow. As the world turns, one mare finally sees the reward of holding on. by ROBCakeran53 4,732 words · 20,945 views · 940 likes · 29 dislikes
  • Grief When something goes terribly wrong, Twilight begins to blame herself. by LunaUsesCaps 6,465 words · 5,912 views · 481 likes · 33 dislikes
  • For the Love of an Earth Pony You never dreamed of romance. That was until you met her. by AJ 30,214 words · 8,847 views · 382 likes · 37 dislikes
  • Tinkermane Twilight discovers true love in the heart of a steam engineer. by Razorbeam 130,524 words · 6,081 views · 545 likes · 17 dislikes
  • Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 69,247 views · 5,344 likes · 184 dislikes

Inspirations II

  • A Twilight Landing A strange girl has shown up in another strange girl's garage. Together, can they figure out just what is going on? Will they be able to get the strange girl claiming to be Twilight Sparkle home? by MerlosTheMad 236,356 words · 21,820 views · 1,080 likes · 30 dislikes
  • Chaos Theory Those ponies are going to pay for what they've done, and Discord will be the one delivering the punishment by Seven81493 4,753 words · 1,997 views · 455 likes · 35 dislikes
  • Colors of the Heart After an horrifically awful day, a young Manehattan painter somehow finds herself on the wrong end of the law. With no experience of life outside the big city and a secret she is ashamed of, she is forced to flee to a town completely foreign to her. by Azu 191,411 words · 5,178 views · 735 likes · 31 dislikes
  • Anthropology Lyra is determined to find out the truth behind the mysterious legends of humans. by JasonTheHuman 130,415 words · 114,503 views · 6,976 likes · 151 dislikes
  • Her Own Pony All of Pinkie's clones are gone. All but one. by Jorofrarie 55,102 words · 11,231 views · 1,377 likes · 36 dislikes

Inspirations III

  • Austraeoh Rainbow Dash flies east. by Imploding Colon 212,744 words · 19,288 views · 1,547 likes · 55 dislikes
  • Melodious Desideratum You dread the spotlight, but when opportunity arrises, you'll make an exception . . . for her. by Desideratium 55,674 words · 6,401 views · 480 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Inner Demons On her 21st birthday, Twilight reads a prophesy that starts a downward spiral into her own darkness. by SapphireLibra3 148,962 words · 13,760 views · 1,290 likes · 117 dislikes
  • I Would Give to You You move to Ponyville, and a certain mare catches your eye, but are you right for her? by Jet Howitzer 51,178 words · 5,969 views · 589 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Severed Roots Third installment in the "Tangled Roots" timeline. When our heroes of the West and our villains in the East clash at last, who will be left standing? by Bad_Seed_72 216,687 words · 1,296 views · 204 likes · 5 dislikes

For five years, I've had to make like Sisyphus pushing that damned un-Tom-like boulder up the steepest slope I could imagine, in an effort to get out from under the heaviest -- well, the most expensive, anyway -- burden I've ever been stupid enough to inflict upon myself.

And it's all over except for the last bang of the gavel.   Life still costs too much; but at least I can afford it again.

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I am the very model of a modern minor generalist

I've been writing online for half my life, taking time out for meals of course, and in all that time, it has never occurred to me that someone might actually want to read something I'd written.

My range of interests may be fairly characterized as a thousand miles wide and about three-eighths of an inch deep.  And if you ever thought it was tricky explaining your devotion to pony to family members -- well, imagine what it's like when all those family members are younger than you are.

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#148 · 5w, 6d ago · · ·


It's gotten more recognition than I ever expected, it being my first real story and all.  Still, it's been up for nearly three years, and is clearly Old News, even if it does get a mention in TV Tropes.

#147 · 5w, 6d ago · · ·


Just wanted to thank you for the fave on The Sparkle Chronicles.  It is much appreciated.

I do wonder why the story has so few upvotes and favs. It's well written, has few—if any—grammatical and spelling issues, and it's fluffy and cute. Maybe it just arrived at the wrong time, in the wrong place…? :ajsleepy:

However, it's definitely a story I liked, or do like, I'm still reading. :twilightsmile:

#146 · 16w, 3d ago · · ·


How are you feeling?  Although "still with us" is promising enough, I think.

#145 · 16w, 3d ago · · ·

Hi. :pinkiesad2:

#144 · 29w, 4d ago · · ·

I have a new blog up, if you wanted to check it out.

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