"Hey, there!  You look like a pleasant fellow, quietly contemplating the meaning of life and stuff in the midday shadows!  I am very pleased to make your-"

Feng walked forward, stumbling slightly under the influence of his good buddy Sailor Jerry and  one hand extended in friendly greeting.  His feet dragged under the leaden weight of his inebriation until one foot caught a rock that stubbornly refused to move.  Feng lurched forward, inadvertently introducing his face to one of his new friend's horns.

"AH, SHIT!  HOLY FUCKCHEERIOS, MY EYE!  YOU PUT OUT MY GODDAMN EYE!"

Drakasin observed the idiot quietly, simmering in subdued pleasure over the  victimization of another inebriated fool.  He steepled his shadowed fingers, and something akin to a smile played across his otherworldly face as Feng screamed in pain.  

[Editor's Note:  You owe me an eye, sir.  I was usin' that last one.]

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