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Dashie Abuse

Dashie Abuse!

I am on fimfiction hiatus at the moment to work on my tumblr, Dashie Abuse. Please check it out!

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User ID: 40,533
Registered: 14th Jun 2012
Last Seen: 9h, 8m ago
Story views: 55,844

I was not born, I was found as a prize in a crackerjack box in 1951 (back when they had cool prizes). I graduated from Acme Looniversity in '74, and started a career as a conveyor belt in a litmus paper manufacturing plant. I died in 2004 in a one-car pileup. I get wet. 211 is best beer.

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Autism Speaks · 5:49am

     It's like one week into the hiatus and already it's killing me. Or has it been two weeks? I don't even know man! I'm just curious as to what you guys are doing to pass the time until more pones. If you guys can suggest some shit to do I would be grateful...meanwhile, for anyone else in need of suggestions here's a list of shit I've been doing:

-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-watching the season 2 finale. Pretty much every night...and I still cry every goddamn time. At the end when Shining tries to perform his spell and he can't, and then Cadance says "My love will give you strength!" I fucking lose my fucking shit every fucking time. Goddamnit I'm such a raging faggot.

-Vodka

-Bruno Mars-tonight I was dancing in my front yard while listening to "locked out of heaven" (more than a few drinks deep) and and a car that was going by actually stopped for about 45 seconds. They were definitely looking at me. I didn't skip a beat. The spaghetti was rocketing out of my pockets.

-/mlp/

-thinking up story ideas and then not writing them ever.

-today I discovered the "Monster High" cartoon shorts. I actually like them. I think this is a new level of sperg for me but at this point I don't even care. Link for anyone who wants it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAgTxx1dkGo

-praying Equestria Girls wont suck. New pic btw:

-Fluffy ponies

-waiting for my plushie

-Re-reading all of Zel's blog posts

-Furry hunting

-Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches

-re-watching episodes of Jack Reacts

That pretty much covers everything. Any ideas guys?

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Comments

#494588 · 2d, 2h ago · · ·
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Hey, ya know what the best part writing Children of a Lesser Dragon God Boy Whelp Thingy Guy is? Getting to come and thank all the great folks like you who Faved it!:twilightsmile:

#487601 · 4d, 17h ago · · ·
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Thanks for adding Discord Writes a Ship Fic to your favorites! Keep arms and legs inside the cart at all times, and enjoy the ride!:rainbowwild:

#474796 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the Fave of Dear Idiot! I greatly appreciate!:twilightsmile:

#410591 · 6w, 2d ago · · ·
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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/95585/1/a-fine-day-for-a-raptor-orgy/in-which-a-filly-gets-gangbanged-by-velociraptors

#409416 · 6w, 3d ago · · ·
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Your tumblr page is amazing.

zel
#380960 · 8w, 4d ago · 1 · ·
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Why did you have to leave us? ;_;

#342054 · 12w, 1d ago · · ·
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oh...so this is where you've been...:pinkiesad2:

#311293 · 15w, 15h ago · · ·
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Damn Andrew, we have not talked in a while.

#252327 · 20w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>252213

(Just because I have nothing meaningful to contribute doesn't mean I shouldn't contribute anyway)

#252213 · 20w, 3d ago · · ·
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I get it, you have a real life. Maybe some alt accounts.

Whatever.

But now, now a cancer is loose upon the people. A true cancer, the kind that kills without even stopping by to say hello.

We're going to a Hell of our own apathy, driven by the lashes of moral guardians and mazterz of kvaulity.

Sling some shit at the wall, see what sticks, and then shit on that shit.

Desperate times call for Scootabuse and poneh-fucking, and Scootabuse and poneh-fucking call for you.

Because you're not the hero FiMFic deserves, but the one it needs. So we'll hunt you. Because you can give it. Because you're not our saviour. You're a vocal pornographer, a creature to watch. A dark knight.

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