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User ID: 427
Registered: 21st Jul 2011
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I write things.

Some people like them.

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A Dash of Inspiration

When Rainbow Dash is charged with a massive amount of property damage that totally isn't her fault, she is required to do community service hours to repay her debt to society.

Little does she know, inspiration can be found in the oddest places.

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Dashie and Clyde

[Written for Week 10 of the MLP WTG on DeviantArt]

When Rainbow Dash wakes up in a blown-open bank vault with ho recollection of the past night's events, she's got to find out what happened and prove herself innocent before the Guards catch her.

This one was rushed as all hell. I didn't imagine it being more than 2000 words, but it managed to break more than twice that. Unsurprisingly, I'm beginning to learn that short writing isn't really my style.

Anyway, this is my first shot at doing an explicitly comedic prompt, and I'm overall pretty pleased with how it turned out. I wished I'd had more time to make it shine, but deadlines, man. Deadlines.

As always, I love feedback, especially with regards to the songs and how they matched up.

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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

This was written for week 6 of the MLP Writer's Training Grounds on DeviantArt - http://mlp-wtg.deviantart.com

Featured on Equestria Daily! - http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/04/story-guess-whos-coming-to-dinner.html

My deepest apologies to Sidney Poitier.

Rarity and Applejack are enjoying a nice evening together after a stressful work week when they are suddenly interrupted by Rainbow Dash, who apparently wants to show her girlfriend a good time in town.

But who is this girlfriend, and does her presence have anything to do with Rainbow Dash's history with Applejack?

As always, I love feedback of any sort.

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Stranger Even Than You

Cole McGrath wakes up in Equestria, thoroughly confused and running out of time.  Cole has been through a lot of weird stuff in his short time as a superhero, but these ponies are something else entirely.

I wrote this for Week 13 of the MLP Writer's Training Grounds on DeviantArt (http://mlp-wtg.deviantart.com/).  Figured I'd post it here so that people who don't follow my stuff on DA could know about it.

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. . . Hi everyone.  Wow, it's April already.  Time sure does fly.

So, uh, yeah.  There are some things that need to be said.  You can probably guess what they are, but please read this anyway, as I want to be as clear about this as possible.

The astute among you may have noticed that I haven't actually posted any pony stories since September of last year.  This isn't because I lost the files or my house burnt down or I died for a few weeks - I just haven't had anything to post, and I haven't had anything to post because I haven't written anything.  That is, anything finished.  I've written a few hundred words here and there, but it isn't in a polished state, nor will it ever be.  I know this won't satisfy the curious among you, but I really can't say anything else.

Anyway, the reason I haven't had anything to post is because my motivation to write horse stories dried up.  It shouldn't come as much of a surprise that A Dash of Inspiration was perpetually a day late and a dollar short.  While for much of its life, this was simply due to my own incompetence and lack of work ethic, in the fall of 2012 I started attending university, which occupied most of my time.  There followed a transitional period in my life which I am still working through (the details are personal), so writing, period, wasn't high on my list.

This might have been avoided, however, if MLP: FiM hadn't run itself into the ground.  Now, I know there are plenty of people who liked the third season - indeed, it had several good episodes - but I am not one of them, especially given the godawful finale.  The fandom's idiocy had been pushing me away from a good chunk of it since day one, but I've done a lot of growing up in the two years since I started watching it, and I just can't deal with this bullshit anymore.

Thus, I am done.  Finito.  Ended.  No more.  I am officially bidding the MLP: FiM fandom farewell and flipping it off over my shoulder as I walk away.  I am not so arrogant as to think that my leaving does or should make any kind of difference, but it helps to have a definitive answer to these things.

That all said, I am still going to be writing (New York Times bestsellers don't write themselves), but my plan is to make it about actually important things.  I've also developed a habit of using my terribad smartphone camera to snag some pictures while walking around town, so amateur photography isn't out of the question.

If you're still interested in following my stuff, head on over to my DeviantArt page at dirigible-quixote.deviantart.com.

If you aren't interested in keeping up with my future stuff, that's fine.

If you're wondering what happens with A Dash of Inspiration, it has a happy ending.  It won't ever get a proper final chapter or anything, but the general idea is that RD, upon realizing that she has only six days left - the date has been moved up or something, I never worked out that detail - goes into overtime with Scoot and ultimately helps her get into flight school while pursuing Twilight as awkwardly as physically possible and working around the community service hours, which she can't get out of.  There's some dramatic tension during the final exam (the examiner is a jerk), but ultimately the heroes win out and the day is saved.

That's pretty much everything I wanted to cover.  Thanks for all your support and help figuring out how to write, everyone.  I would love to stay, but the pony fandom is not for me anymore.

DirigibleQuixote · 969 views · Edited 6w, 4d ago

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#330622 · 13w, 5d ago · · ·
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Dude, I've seen you around, but now I just have to say it.

You have my official seal for best profile pic.

#28532 · 53w, 1h ago · · ·
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>>28417

Ah! It is very good to see you again! :pinkiesmile:

And don't worry about it. Although it was strange not seeing you come in, it's not like I can hold that against you. :scootangel:

#28417 · 53w, 3h ago · · ·
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>>28406

I am indeed. :pinkiehappy:

Sorry about not attending any of those movie nights like I said I would.  I've mostly been doing my own pony streams on the weekends.

#28406 · 53w, 3h ago · · ·
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Hmmm. I feel as though I've seen your name before.

Are the same one I've met on BronyState?

#3466 · 61w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>3462

Talk about happenstance, eh?

Just had a glance at your use page - I didn't know you wrote anything.  I'll have to have a look at that once school's let out.  I'm stuck using Internet Explorer 7 (not even 8!), so all the plugins and everything are borking out on me.

Based on the lateness of your response, I'm going to guess that you don't frequent FiMFiction.  If this is indeed true (I've been wrong before, as difficult as that is to believe), then I heartily recommend that you peruse the site more frequently.  There's a lot of good stuff on here if you know where to look for it.

#3462 · 61w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>2737

I believe you have told me that you write fanfics, but just not on FIMfiction. I was actually browsing through the comments on this one story and I found your name, incidentally.

#2737 · 61w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>2733

Oh, hello.

Wait a minute.  Have I told you about my fanfic writing?  I don't think I have.  How did you find out about my FiMFiction account - was it just the similar names?

#2733 · 61w, 4d ago · · ·
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Hey man, Patriotprideboy from Funnyjunk here :)

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