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A Lifetime of Wat.


User ID: 8,892
Registered: 14th Jan 2012
Last Seen: 1d, 10h ago
Story views: 20,667

Hi. I'm FIMFiction's local compromiser/amateur shipper. My OTP is - well, everything - and I HATE pointless fighting. I try my best to settle these fights without anything getting out of hand. Kindness is my only weapon.

My real name is Eric Milligan. Yes, I played Becoming Popular with a whole 90+ school band. Yes, I plan to do something similar.

I write shipfics.

No, I do not write clopfics.

Yes, there is the occasional clop IN the shipfics, but that does not make them clopfics.

Yes, I do a lot of music.

Yes, I AM the Dimondium who works at Everypony Sings.

And YES, I will collaborate or edit.

Stories I'm not Ashamed of.

[Romance] [Tragedy] [Sad]
She was mine...
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[Romance] [Slice of Life]
A guitar, two ponies, and an odd perspective...
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[Romance]
Sometimes, light comes from those we love...
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[Romance] [Tragedy] [Sad]
Deathbeds and Decisions...
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[Romance]
A short, yet overwhelmingly cute shipping of Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash.
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Current Story Progress

Or, which stories are dead forever, which are temporarily dead, and which I'm actually getting off my butt on.

Green=actively working.

Yellow=thinking, brainstorming.

Orange=temporarily dead.

Red=permanently dead

Blue=not a story but being worked on in some way.

Purple=not a story, dead either temporarily or permanently.

Untitled RainbowPie Poetry/Comic Hybrid

Untitled TwiDash oneshot

The Diary/Journal/Memoir Series

Importance

Poems from a Purple Pony

Lavender

Different

She Was Mine

Anything before She Was Mine, excluding One In One Hundred

Yes, I saved OIOH from the adoption pool. My priorities are on non-writing first, excluding Lavender, which is TOP TOP TOP priority.

Check back frequently for updates!

Latest Stories


Importance

My name is...

Well, actually, I'm not sure what my name is. I'm not sure who I am, where I am, or even why I exist. I seem to be able to speak a language, and to be able to understand it, but all these words lead into each other with such a superficial meaning. I speak of words that come from a world beyond me, and hold little meaning to me. My only wish is to discover what these words mean...

...but even from inside my colorless world, it appears there's a world that can be much better than my own. I like to think I'll see it one day. In fact, I saw a letter the other day. I'm not sure whether it was to me, or to some poor misplaced soul, but...it made me think that perhaps there was more to the world. And now I hunger for freedom, for knowledge, and for answers. I intend to find out who wrote that letter, and to find out who I am - it would appear they're waiting for me to do just that.

The fate of the world may or may not rest squarely on my hooves.


A collaboration between me and YayFlutters.

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The Pinkie Pie Journals

Because sometimes, it takes not one, but two ponies to make one grow up.

Because sometimes, love shines above all.

Because sometimes, the only magic we need is the magic of another.

Because sometimes, distance exists only in our minds.

Because sometimes, the heart yearns, and its perseverance is rewarded.


~Now tagged Alternate Universe to go in accordance with the new storylines and changes~.

This story is HALF-interactive with the stories 'Applejack's Diary' and 'Rainbow Dash's Memoirs'.This is the master story for determining which canonical events are implanted into these two stories. This timeline is COMPLETELY self-reliant, and events from the other two may or may not occur in this universe, by law of choice.

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She Was Mine

Some ponies have some things to say...


TAGGING SYSTEM PLEASE READ.

[Story]

This is something following the main linear style, after all chapters of the next tag are finished.

[Poem]

A stylized poem retelling the patterns of a relationship, how it came to be, and how each pony feels.

[Extra]

Little, non-linear and hardly referenced in [Story]. Often for nothing but pure d'aw, or just highlighting different points in a relationship/deepening what is said in [Poem] chapters, or adding small strings and morals to what already exists.

[Alternate Ending]

I think you know what this means. It will be tagged accordingly to the pairing/story bridge, I.E. [Alternate Ending (Pairing)], or [Alternate Ending (Twenty Walruses In A Bucket)]. These DO NOT SERVE ANY PURPOSE but to provide another window. Unless I get really creative, in which case...

[Alternate Story (Chapter)]

Another storyline, branched off the chapter listed.

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Dumb

The Mane 6 have all grown up, and parted their ways. No harsh feelings were had, but as careers cropped up, the result was inevitable that they should drift apart. Only two remain in ready contact: Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle.

Yet on the latest dawn, it is a special day. These friends are about to meet for one final gathering, but what they don't realize is that one of the attendees won't be speaking that day...

Or ever again.

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A Wing of A Prayer

Because sometimes, we all feel beyond comfort. Because sometimes, the light seems so far away. Because sometimes, the fight seems futile.

Because sometimes, one pony can bring the light that much closer.


((Because sometimes, we like imitating our very idols. Because sometimes, a picture is so damn cute, that you want to write about it. Because sometimes, we want to write one. Last. Story. Before we ride off into the twilight.))

(Rated teen for one instance of the word 'sex', implied make-outs, vague and bizarre sexual innuendos, and implied 3rd degree burns.)

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You know what? · 3:47am

I'm done writing.


Ok, so not really, though about 5 of you probably just flipped your computer over and sobbed violently. No, I am not quitting writing PERMANENTLY, and I probably never will. However, what I am quitting...is the obligation I feel to write for you guys.

Don't feel bad about that or anything, but I've found that the more I feel bad about (my lack of) updating and the more I try to put out, the worse the stuff you guys get, and the more incomplete stuff you have to wait for. Instead, if I quit compulsory writing, I'll be able to work on my own schedule at top capacity, and you guys will get the cute/incredibly sad shipping.

In short, I'm freeing myself of the timeline, but keeping my stories in mind. I'll write naturally, and hopefully things will improve - however, this means the first update will take about 2 months as I recuperate, and about a month between each one judging on my schedule. I began writing because I enjoyed it, and all this stress kind of ruins it. So I'll be kicking back and taking it as slow as possible.

Still, stick around. I'll definitely be posting blogs and informing you of any musical and/or literary progress that I've made, such as this giant symphony I've been working on. Heck, I'll chuck up story ideas for you guys to use.

And no, you can't see more of the symphony yet. Sorry, but it's mostly a secret until I get past pre-gramma-alpha-beta writing.

Until next update, to which I hope you'll wait with bated breath for:

~Dimondium

Dimondium · 34 views · Edited 2d, 4h ago

Say something, if you want.

#352600 · 10w, 5d ago · · ·
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Why... Why are you so cool?

Better question: Why wasn't I following you sooner? :pinkiehappy:

#321875 · 13w, 5d ago · · ·
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i know you :P

#315857 · 14w, 2d ago · · ·
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I read your stories.

I learned about you.

Your stories are awesome.

You are awesome.

Need I say more?

I am the Approver, and I approve this message.

#290593 · 16w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>290587

Ehehe...thanks? :twilightsheepish:

#290587 · 16w, 3d ago · · ·
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hmm. I like you. You have good opinions and outlooks.

#271239 · 18w, 2d ago · · ·
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I took one glance at your page and stories and thought, "I'm definitely going to enjoy following this one." So, here you go.

#270398 · 18w, 2d ago · · ·
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I'm putting you on follow for your collab work on Love Light, Sleep Tight. Also, a couple or more of your fics are going to my Read Later.

#264945 · 18w, 6d ago · · ·
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Le Song:

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