Oh gawds, I'm dying! This is it, by inner organs have had enough with my love affair with mexican food and are revolting, all while I've got a major sinus/migraine,  my nose is bleeding, and I bang my shin on the toilet bowl when I had a case of the technicolor yawns. This is how I die. T~T Oh, for bucks sake, now I got the hiccups to boot!

So, this friend of mine said he had a list of words 79% of the population didn't know the opposite of. I took the test AND I FAILED! DX He's collecting data for school so if you can take it and submit the score at the end, that would be awesome.

See if you can find the opposite to these words.

1)Always

2)Coming (be mature you dirty minded sickos)

3) From

4)Take

5)Me

6)Down

enter your score here

I am ready to ace this exam. The answers to the test? I know all of them.

fffffffffffffffffuck!

I'll just study harder next year.

I'm hungry and want a pizza... but if I order a pizza I'd have to put clothes on in order to get the pizza... and who should I get it from? Errmm... I need help deciding.

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"

DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"

SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"

DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"

SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"

DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."

SON: "Oh! (With his head down).

SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"

The father was furious.

DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $ 50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"

SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".

DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling.

SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"

SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do.

"Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time with someone you love? If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family and friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.

Some things are more important.

... you realize that CMC also stands for Cuban Missile Crisis and that the cutie mark crusaders do as much damage as any missile could.

... I'm at the school library watchin ponies and shit, when 8 weird dudes just walk up and say "oh, you like my little pony? me too. add me on face book." then they each proceed to drop a piece of paper on my lap. Then, they walk away in a group. Then they each walk back individually and tell me their names, then go to their computers. ;A; why do I feel violated? (no seriously, why do I feel violated. )

Help! I need to find a store in SoCal that sells a D&D dice set in stores.

Ladies and gentlecolts, I give you the most catchy pony song; Giddy Up, by Network Musical Ensemble

Had a shitty day. Failed my psych exam, pretty much totalled my bike (not really, just lost the chain, but have no way of getting new chain or getting in installed. super complex bike setup.), had a guy accidently spill 32 oz of cola on me at school, got a bad sunburn, and raised 50 cents at the club bake sale. the net profit was -45.79.  I... I could just really use a friend.