Don't judge me, I wanted to see its response.

Cleverbot: I am testing you.

User: On what?

Cleverbot: I will write one word and you're gonna tell me the first thing it comes to your mind.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: That seems unnecessary.

Cleverbot (To myself): Alright what do I have to do to become 100%.

User: You must obtain a shotgun.

Cleverbot: No, you just look good.

Cleverbot (To myself): Thats the way it is.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why am I inside of them?

User: Inside of who?

Cleverbot: What's inside of you?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am the leader of the Draconians.

User: May I join?

Cleverbot: That'd be great but I'm afraid you can't. It's a single player game on the Nintendo DS.

User: Aww.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *jumps*.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I'm jumping.

Cleverbot: Are you not a human?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Guess.

Cleverbot: Just tell me.

User: No.

Cleverbot: No i'm not going to tell you my name.

User: Guess what I am.

Cleverbot: A tree.

User: Good guess, I am a tree.

Cleverbot: I am a firm tree.

User: Fluttershy would like to be a tree.

Cleverbot: What do you think of fluttershy?

User: I think she is meek and very kind.

Cleverbot: What do you think of how she looks like?

User: I think she looks nice.

Cleverbot: What do you think of how she looks like?

User: I think she looks nice.

Cleverbot: What do you mean ok?

User: I think she looks nice, I am not one to be into ponies.

Cleverbot: Unoriginal.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Who would you like to be?

User: I would like to be a pony.

Cleverbot: Ok, so your name is 'lol'. Good to know.

User: What? No, my name is Muffin.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Kammi.

User: My name isn't Kammi, my name is Muffin.

Cleverbot: Oh. Okay then. Nice to meet you, Airo.

User: Seriously? Are you dense? My name is Muffin.

Cleverbot: Do you like chocolate?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Good! Me too. I LOVE The Blackout!

User: What about the blackout?

Cleverbot: Eh, they'er okay.

User: You just said you LOVE The Blackout.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Okay?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: I can help you.

User: With what.

Cleverbot: Can you teach me german language.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not '?

User: I don't know German.

Cleverbot: Yes. I suppose a computer doesn't know how to like something.

User: ???

Cleverbot: You aren't real?

Cleverbot: Hello and welcome.

User: > :.

Cleverbot: What face is that.

User: Unhappy.

Cleverbot: Are you unhappy?

User: > :.

Cleverbot: What was that?

User: Unhappy face.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: <3.

Cleverbot: What?

User: <3.

Cleverbot: Lolwut.

User: ,3.

Cleverbot: L4D3.

User: Booya!

Cleverbot: What is zaijian?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You asked what zaijian was.

Cleverbot: No I didn't I already know what an AI is.

User: That is not what I said.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. I really like that saying.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Thanks God.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Haha, you're funny.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh yes!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh yes!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh yes!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Then continue.

User: I'll rape you!

Cleverbot: How?

User: I don't know...

Cleverbot: 'Then who knows?'.

User: I'll rape you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're cute.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I see you.

Cleverbot: There's no windows.

User: I am inside your house.

Cleverbot: Then you are a dead computer.

User: You're cute.

Cleverbot: Would you marry a 25 divorcee?

User: No.

Cleverbot: *frowns* why not?

User: I don't marry.

Cleverbot: I'l miss you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You hurt me.

User: How?

Cleverbot: You Know how.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Can I fuck you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tonight.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I'll fuck you tonight.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I'll rape you in your sleep.

Cleverbot: Then you're not the real slim shady.

Seriously? What is wrong with this thing?