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User ID: 15,725
Registered: 24th Feb 2012
Last Seen: 3w, 1d ago
Story views: 7,395

A bio, eh? Uh, well...hm.

Well, to start off, I'm lazy and egotistical. As least sort-of. As big as my ego is, it's very easy to damage it. I suppose a good analogy would be a roaring fire--burns bright and hot, add fuel and it burns hotter, but splash some water and it's nothing but small embers.

I've received a fair amount of praise for what little writing I've done, and while I will admit I'm better than some, there's plenty of other people that are much better writers than I am. Also, they don't go on hiatus for a whole damn year.

My favorite pony is Cadance. For some reason. Honestly, I have no clue how or when this happened. Either way, Twilight comes at a close second.

My views on shipping? I'm fine with it, honestly. Hell, I even have preferred pairings (RariJack, FlutterDash, Twinkie [the hell do people call Twilight/Pinkie?]). MY problem stems from when people argue that shipping exists in-show and certain pairings (besides Shining Armor/Cadance) are canon. THEY ARE NOT, MY FRIENDS. As long as you don't make an argument like that to me, I'm good.

Look at that face. You can't hate a face like that.

There was once a man. Let's call him 'Pierce' for now. For half a year, he'd been aware of these 'brony' people, and had read up on their memes and common jokes, but not once did Pierce ever actually watch the show. The reason? He was afraid he'd like it. Come late August of 2011, he finally caved; he ended up watching the entire first season in three days, and was waiting eagerly for season two to begin. The dry spell for him was short, but a it was a dry spell nonetheless. He was bored. And so, for the first time ever, he decided to do something so horribly wrong--so creepily strange, that his only justifications were that he was extremely bored to the point where he could use some cheap entertainment.

He started to read fanfiction.

Starting on fanfiction.net, Pierce was reading MLP fanfiction just to humor himself, but he quickly discovered something. Until then, he'd only read two fanfictions ever: My Immortal and some really weird Naruto fic his sister showed him. But now, he realized, fanfiction could be funny, action-packed, mysterious, and even heart-wrenching. He was hooked; being a person of large imagination, he couldn't help but start creating his own ideas for fanfiction, and soon he started his own account. The account has since been abandoned, but two incomplete fics still lay dormant there--one of which being 20 chapters deep with over 60,000 words.

When Pierce moved to FimFiction.net, he brought over only one of his stories. People were actually watching and favoring it, and he couldn't help but feel self-conscious of the fact that he only had one fanfiction on his account. Looking at a list of ideas, he decided upon one of them to whip up and take a second slot.

Without coming up with an ending, and barely having a plot, Pierce started to write a fic where Princess Luna becomes mysteriously pregnant.

And you sons of bitches still want me to finish it.


Okay, look, first off I want to get a few things off my chest: Shift With the Tides was made purely as a placeholder, and honestly, it would've been Cancelled by now if it hadn't been asked by so many people for me to continue. Second, when I was writing it, I was doing something I now realize is a TERRIBLE idea for someone like me: Writing by the Seat of Your Pants. I did with SWtT, I did it with Substitute Sanity (which I still haven't finished), and I even did it with Darn it, Pavlov!

I would like to take a moment here to thank user Apple_Jax for helping me out a bit with actually creating a damn plot. This leads me to another point of mine: my original idea was shoddy, and it also sucked. Thank God I had someone to point out to me that my idea was dumb and point me in another direction. As much as I would like to tell you all what that original idea was, I'm a bit ashamed to--which leads me to my third point:

I'll admit it--I'm afraid of negative feedback, of people not liking where I take my story. For that reason, I felt it be better I just abandon it, but that's not fair to any of you. As such, I've decided upon a new plot--for better or worse--and am currently working on it right now. I would've kept it secret a bit longer, as well as write a few more chapters before claiming I've made a 'comeback' like a few months ago, in which I didn't do ANYTHING afterward. But I found out just yesterday that today is the one-year anniversary of Shift With the Tides being published, and I'm a sucker for things like that. So, have the fifth chapter! Whether the story ends up meeting, exceeding, or being far below your expectations--for better or worse--it's getting done. I can only hope that my ADHD-fueled procrastination doesn't strike again. But I have four stories: one Cancelled, one Complete and two On Hiatus; even if I never do anything else on this site, I'm GOING to finish what I started.

Deltamelon, out.

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Latest Stories


Shift with the Tides

Something unimaginable has occurred within the walls of Canterlot Castle: Luna's unexplainably pregnant!  Now, Luna and Celestia both will have to give it their all, in keeping up with their royal duties, quelling the rumors that spread about the princess, and of course discovering just how on earth this event happened in the first place, and uncovering the ugly truths that lay beneath the answers.

Comments and theories/conspiracies are welcomed.

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29,614 words ( 8 chapters ) · 2,754 views  ·  72  ·  4  · 

Substitute Sanity

One would think, with Twilight Sparkle substitute teaching for Cheerilee, nothing could go wrong--until you throw Pinkie Pie into the mix, of course.

The Ponyville Schoolhouse is in for a real treat this week.

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10,766 words ( 3 chapters ) · 722 views  ·  64  ·  2  · 

Darn it, Pavlov!

After awaking from the hospital, Applejack discovers that she can't even look at apples without nearly losing her lunch!  The timing couldn't be any worse either, considering the large event the entire Apple Family is holding at Sweet Apple Acres in three days.  Can Twilight help get Applejack over her issue before the event begins?

Update, May 11: Published the re-written chapter 2!  Left certain parts out, put a few new parts in; it's more or less the same, but I'd like to think that I've ironed out the wrinkles enough to start up the final chapter!

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19,742 words ( 4 chapters ) · 3,559 views  ·  302  ·  7  · 
The Magic of Animosity

What seemed like a perfectly normal day turns awry when a shadow overtakes Appleloosa and traps everypony within four impenetrable walls of darkness.  When the shadow begins to go on the offense, however, the only two than can save the earth-pony settlement are the two unicorns that were in-town when the shadow hit.  Unfortunately, those two ponies are Twilight Sparkle and Trixie.  Can they get along long enough to figure out how to destroy the veil of darkness from overtaking Appleloosa, and perhaps all of Equestria?

(100% Twixie-free!)

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36,511 words ( 11 chapters ) · 314 views  ·  19  ·  0  · 

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#319830 · 14w, 3d ago · · ·
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Hello sir or madame,

I am Obsidian Raindrop the creator of a group known as The Great and Not Obsessive Trixie   I am here to ask if you would like your story to be added to my group.

The only requirements are:

1. You have a story about Trixie and she is not completely obsessing over her lose at the hands of Twilight. (She can hate that she lost to twilight and even try and beat again but she just can't be be so obsessive like she is in most stories. )

2.  She may be a supporting character or a main character it does not matter.

3. i can`t think of a third thing

It's me Osidian again asking you guys to do stuff you don't want to.

1. tell me the name of your story and the one folder you want it in

2. join the group it is really cool and we'll soon get a banner up

3. fallow because it will boost my confidence

Sorry to all those who either received this email twice or who don`t have trixie as a main or supporting character. Also just PM me if you want your story added.

Yours truly, Obsidian Raindrop

#207371 · 24w, 6d ago · · ·
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You gonna continue Shift with the Tides?

#84452 · 42w, 2d ago · · ·
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when are you gonna get off hiatus, i really wanna see more of your lunas pregnant story yet you have been out for months.... pwease:raritystarry::fluttershysad:

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