The English Channel splashing around the landing craft. Bullets whizzing past and boys clutching their guns. Doors lowering. Lead meeting flesh. Blood spraying and water running red. Take the beach -- take the beach! Hand-to-hand combat and explosions. Darkness and then light. How did he get here...?

After a run-in with Trixie at a strip club, Clear Sky can't stop thinking about the beautiful blue mare. When Trixie stops showing up for performances, however, the pegasus stallion knows that all is not well. Now, he must go through many trials and tribulations to save the mare of his dreams from an evil pimp.

(inspired by many episodes of "The Boondocks" for some reason)

They say that whoever finds the book shall never know a peaceful night again. Nothing could be closer to the truth. It was only a matter of time before Twilight found the old book on a dusty shelf in her library. Once she opened it, however, the very fabric of her being and beliefs would never heal from the scars that the contents of the book left on her very core.

Not be be taken in the smallest amount of seriousness. (set in the universe of one of my other fanfics, "You Are The Father". If you haven't read that one yet, I would recommend it since it will explain a few things.)

Spike has always wondered who is real parents might be.When a certain talk-show host finds out about Spike's dilemma, he seeks out those who could potentially be Spike's biological father including a certain purple dinosaur, a mystical purple dragon, and an eater of worlds. There is no chance that any hilarity could ensue. None at all...

A/N: Big thanks to Syn3rgy for editing chapter two.

A/N: Big thanks to IncoherentOrange for editing chapter three.

Twilight Sparkle unknowingly starts an outbreak of a deadly plague upon the land. The disease kills everypony it infects, the trouble is, they don't stay dead. Instead, they live again, becoming ravenous canibals that will stop at nothing for their next meal. Now, a group of survivors must make their way to Canterlot, only then will they be safe -- or as safe as they can be.