Curently Facehoofing to my embarassment of a fanfic. Problem?
Mother Fuckin' Black Alicorns. · 3:53pm
Alright you Mother fuckin' pieces o' shit. Asshole here, and you get your damned wish. I'm currently forcing Cyclone to write a shit ton of awesome shit about me and other fucking shit like that you bastards. If you wanna know why I'm so fucking pissed, CHECK THE TITLE FUCKTARD. Dem Alicorns are fucking everywhere.
ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE, Yes, My 5-Star tale is getting a sequel. Maybe with more chapters... Who knows? But you mother fuckers best be prepared. I'll be smashing more walls then before. And I'll also be doing that on my new Tumblr
Ideas needed!! · 7:42pm
Oneshot · 1:19pm
Hey guys, I'm brushing off the dust and getting back to fics. To celebrate, I'm going to write a new comedy oneshot titled I am the Asshole. Second, Heat Struck will get more chapters. As will Screwed, A Change of Pace, and all other fictions. Anyway. I've also been playing Zelda alot, and I've been pretty annoyed with Windwaker's 'Hunt for The Triforce Shards.' What I really want to say to Tingle is
But that is for another day :D Cya!
Second Person Fiction on its way! · 6:12pm
Hey guys (and Gals),
I've decided to write a second person fiction, and believe me, hilarity will ensue. YOU, who Imma nickname Red for your mane being red, will be running through Equestria with Frost, Cyclone, Jumper, Vintage, Emerald, Flare, and Shadowflash trying to bucking run from eight mares in their very destructive heat cycle. BE WARNED. KINKY OCCOURENCES MAY... OCCUR. For instance, being strapped to the wall, and forced to be seduced by an insane Twilight, Emerald is in for it. Lassos and shit, Shadowflash will fly like he has never bucking flown before. And you, the music loving Unicorn stallion, will be running from a lust-crazy Vinyl Scratch! I, Cyclone, Will obviously not survive...
So, be ready for the newest and possibly the most kinky fiction since Beating The Heat, I give you, Heat Stroke!
Gah. · 4:56pm
Hey everyone who reads my fictions, I want to give a big thanks to you all. My biggest project, The Fall of Existance, did not take off as I hoped it would, so I decided to make another two fictions; All You Can Eat (Still in the works), and Boarding School (I found it hilarious writing that). I would like to give an extra special thanks to:
Ultimate Rainbow (Cameron out of Screwed, who evidently, is not a Dolphin.)
Rainbow Missle (That guy who just randomly appears at times.)
Freywa (Co-Worker on All You Can Eat)
Shadowflash (Obvious to those who have read Boarding School, The guy who also reads most of the crap I post on Skype.)
LightRP (The guy who forced brony-ness upon me, And often makes me insane witht the crap he makes out of my fictions. Luv ya man!)
Samaru163, The guy who gave me the confidence to carry on. (Special thanks to you man!)
Bro Dash, My original inspiration, and creator of my favourite fiction, To Be A Mother, Which A Change of Pace is based upon.
And all of you guys for the comments you have left me!
See ya, and, Uh, I promise I won't be slow making chapters any longer (I HOPE.)
P.S: The Fall of Existance is pretty much a direct follow up of Alone In Equestria.
FUCK EVERYTHING · 5:50pm
So, For those of you reading A Change of Pace, I thank you for being patient, the story isn't cancelled, I'm just working on something bigger, like, a crossover of all my other fics (Except The Adventures of Frost and Jet). I promise you all, the story in the works at the moment will blow your mind. 'The Fall of Reality' is what it is called. It starts at the end of Alone in Equestria, and crosses over from there. ALL OF MY FICS WILL CONTINUE AFTER AFTER THE FALL OF REALITY IS COMPLETE. BE PATIENT.