Your move, naysaying hamsters. I know you're out there!
But seriously, I've been slacking off. Need to work more.
And I got IRL!Cards to read Jericho. And I quote:
I am making angry squinty eyes in an attempt to be scary when it comes to Cards and all the terrible things that happen to her and the comparison to me. Maybe I should write a fanfic of your fanfic in which she stops crying and finally gets her bloody, badass revenge.
Clearly, the end is nigh. And I have brought it.