Crushric

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Crushric, n. — An egocentric mascochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

Wherein I monger my wares

  • The Lady Wore RedLike a stallion terrified of having children, they pulled me out of retirement. I was the best Special Agent they had, which was saying a lot, because I'm about as effective at my job as a mime having a stroke, and only half as hilarious.10,026 words ·1,149 views ·137 likes ·4 dislikes
  • JerichoIf you came to hear a story, I'm sorry to disappoint. I suspect this'll just end up as one big confession, really. Still, with enough wit, some Prussian ingenuity, a droll sense of humor, and wanton murder, I might just be able to survive.532,588 words ·7,384 views ·655 likes ·59 dislikes
Sep
12th
2014

We've decided something at Team Jericho.

No matter what happens, we are going to release chapter 40 of Jericho at this time.

We'll make sure it's as clean and spiffy as we can make it, but it's at this date and time that it's going live, whether we like it or not.

So... yeah.

Cheers?

United States/Canadian Eastern Standard time, that is.

Crushric · 98 views · Edited 1w, 18h ago · Report

Wherein you yell at me for not including your OC into my story

#1402968 · 5d, 11h ago · · ·

I'm curious, has there been any Jericho fanart in the past? I've spent some time searching for some, but haven't come across any aside from the cover image.

#1400031 · 6d, 21h ago · · ·

>>1399267

Though cases with the man as the victim is rare, except(probably) when the rapist itself is a man, which,nI think are still uncommon (right?)

They say we musn't be sexist, but it's hard to do so when the instincts that's ingrained in us are sexist in nature.

#1399267 · 1w, 5h ago · · ·

>>1398900

It is still rape.

Saying anything but "it still is" stands as a logical fallacy. Cherry Berry might disagree, but that was a point to show how horrible a person (equine being?) she is, despite the fans and their strange love of her that sort of creeped me out but I still abused hard. If you really want her back, get someone or yourself to draw a picture of her pinning down Jericho and leering sexually at him. For added horror.

Although, worrisome enough, a staggering amount of rape cases end in victory for the alleged rapist due to it being really hard to gather concrete evidence to prove the case. This is doubly so if the victim is a man, since there's almost no way to prove it rendering all arguments just basically "she raped me" and "Nuh-uh!", which does not stand up in court very well.

And there. I'm no Social Justice Warrior, but the more you know! *bing*

#1398900 · 1w, 10h ago · · ·

>>1255939

Hey, quick random question here. Is it rape when you enjoy it? Even though you don't enjoy iy but you say you do anyway, because you don't want to get raped again... So does that still mean rape?

I miss Cherrypillar. I think she could answer this.

#1388751 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·

Hello my main diggity dog. Have you listened to the new Sabiton album yet?...Oh who am I kidding, of course you have!

#1372968 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1372966 Fanfiction of a fanfiction is something Jericho would do himself, if he thought it was productive.

Because, Fictionsception.

#1372966 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1371238

Ah, it's always so cool to think that out there, someone is thinking about something I've written and done. And then thinks enough thereabout enough that he/she does something/writers something that relates to Jericho.

Hell, mayhap one day, when I am a writer, I'll even have fanfiction proper. That'll be a fun twist of life, no?

#1371238 · 3w, 2h ago · · ·

Have some poetry I wrote with my feet whilst I was thinking of ways to snuggle and murder Cards at the same time.

Wait, quick question, would if you somehow fell in love with Cards, if you then cheated on her, would you cheat at Cards?

Anyways

If life is too short to spend angry and hateful, is it not then too long to spend happy and satisfied?

The last bullet is loaded, there's two women and one man, a nice man will shoot a woman to spare her suffering, a smart man will line their heads up and end their lives.

If I groom in my hate, am I not then producing something?

To love is to hate, you'll end up ripping someone's ass apart either way.

#1335177 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1335091

Well, if it (don't) help) the next chapter of Jericho is a little over 20k words and is mostly done. We just have a few issues with scenes and emotion, and so somehow went back to Phoenix Fire.

#1335091 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1335089

Kewl. Will buy copy. And I completely understand "college stuff" as a valid excuse. So that's K.

Still need my Jericho fix, though.

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