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http://www.fanfiction.net/~crushric Crushric
User ID: 7,075
Registered: 28th Dec 2011
Last Seen: 5h, 10m ago
Story views: 2,920

Hello, friend. My name is Crushric and I'll be taking you through the mystic hellscape that us my mind. I'm glad to see you here, friend. So stay awhile and listen read.

My partner in crime is none other than the infamous Stalin the Stallion. He's a nice guy who has a really cool system of reviews. I highly recommend checking him out. He also does art commissions.

Alongside Stalin, I co-author the stories “Dirge of Harmony”, “Shattered Reflections”, “Error's Vanguard”, and “Fate/Another”. If you ever want to see more of my style of writing, then I recommend checking it out.

        Jericho's page on TV Tropes

"Wir müssen uns vermehren, die Welt zum Heil bekehren. Geboren, um zu dienen. Auferstanden aus Ruinen. This. Is. Teutsch." - Prussian hymn from Jericho.

Wherein you find my organizations.

Coming this Spring...

Read the story that critics are calling “interesting by sheer virtue of steering far clear of typical ponyfic cliché”, “hats off, that's amazing”, “There's no way EQD would have a problem with your technical fails”; and about whose humor they say, “either way, riff on that joke more. It's no good to make it once and then drop it”.

“Nearly two decades ago a foal was born to two ponies, and these two ponies never knew that their baby had been born eternally damned. This colt, by virtue of him being an infant, never knew that his damnation was to grow up into being me, who, despite all the evidence to the contrary, was most certainly an idiot.”

Rewritten from the ground up and now coming to a fanfiction site near you!

“You like asking questions, don’t you?”

“A very bad habit, but one I find hard to break,” I replied in a cool tone of voice, recomposing myself.

The OC from Teutschland is coming back.

“In my experience,” I said in a calm voice, attempting to get a hold on my finer grasp of Equestrian, “such rude behavior can often end up being quite detrimental to your health.”

Jericho: he's back, he's funnier than ever, more devious, more eloquent, and he's ready to kick some flank!

On Fimfic soon-ish. (Depends on the thoughts of the most recently asked reviewer.)

Upon a more serious note, I'm downright to a point where I'm almost rather happy with Jericho's current status, even though what I've been working on are just two new chapters for a brand new intro, wherein the mane six won't even appear for the first act, and so Jericho's narration and entertainment value must be better than ever. After Azusa's review comes back, and I fix the inevitable tide of errors there, I'll be sending the story off to the pits of Hell the EQD.

I've worked hard to make myself better, and to make the story better. I hope it shows. And it's been a while since I updated this, and just wanted to let y'all know I wasn't dead, and that Jericho was marching on. Will it be the new “Fallout: Equestria” just because it gets onto that site? Probably not, but I've gotta vindicate myself before the EQD's altar, since once there, I'll be pumping out chapters like the old days, probably.

Ah, and any thoughts on the new summary and logo (pictured above)?

Auf Ewig Dein,

— Crushric

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Wherein I monger my wears


Jericho

If you came to hear a story, I’m sorry to disappoint. I suspect this’ll just end up as one big confession, really. When you’re the first Teutscher to set hoof into Equestria for nearly a millennium, I suppose that’s to be expected. And when you’re the universe’s favorite chew toy, doubly so. Still, with enough wit, some Prussian ingenuity, a droll sense of humor, and wanton murder, I might just survive this. Then again, when you’re going up against an unending list of things like government conspiracies, that guardian angel who keeps telling you to kill ponies, psycho Equestrian girls with allophilia, a lunatic princess, the legions of the Inferno, the Equestrian culture itself, swashbuckling sword fights, and laissez-faire economists, you begin to realize why there’s a big “if” in the middle of your life.

      Your thoughts/critiques/deathreats are welcome in the comments. Spoilers are also encouraged.

      Now on TV Tropes.

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Wherein you yell at me for not including your OC into my story

#491773 · 1d, 15h ago · · ·
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>>491772

A bit over 700,000 words, I do recall. But I didn't like any of them, so I rebooted the whole thing in order to make Jericho a story actually worth the time it took to read.

#491772 · 1d, 15h ago · · ·
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Whoah, blast from the past. Quick question. How many words was Jericho at it's max before?

#242198 · 21w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>241184He's a college professor?! It's because he hasn't been on for the last three weeks.

#241184 · 21w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>240530

What do you mean, "what happened to him?" I guess he's been busy with his job as a college professor, but I wasn't actually aware he was out; I've recently been working hard with him for the next chapter of his most popular story, you see.

#240530 · 21w, 3d ago · · ·
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Hey Crushric, you seem close to Stalin. What happened to him?

#168538 · 29w, 9h ago · · ·
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Sweet. Thanks for putting up with this fan's questions. Best of luck to ya, good sir, and hopefully your tweaks to the story help you out on this story appearing on EQD!

#168520 · 29w, 9h ago · · ·
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>>168516

The overall mythology will stay the same. Possibly expand, even. I'll just be tightening it heavily to make it more comprehensible and flow better with how the mythos flows towards the latter chapters. It's all in an effort to tighten everything up. I know now there are a lot more ways I can cause cultural clashes. And the EQD is rather luck based, all thing considered. Pre-readers are rather... yeah.

#168516 · 29w, 10h ago · · ·
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Awesome. One more stupid question. Will this have any effect on the current mythology of Jericho?

Aside from that, I hope you make it on Equestria Daily. In all honesty, I'm rather surprised you haven't already.

#168133 · 29w, 20h ago · · ·
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>>167901

Yep. They shall be set to "unpublished" as I work on making them significantly better in every way possible. I'll also be working on making those first few chapters much better and shall being away with the prologues.

#167901 · 29w, 1d ago · · ·
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Glad to see you're not abandoning Jericho. It's one of my favorite fics on this site (if not my favorite fic all together). :rainbowkiss: Just to make sure I understood you completely, ALL chapters after chapter 5 are going to be taken off the site in favor of a reboot, correct?

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