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SAM WHY ARE YOU SO COOL

avatar shamelessly ripped from Hikarimika from DA cuz it's awesome

I want to be a writer. I like video games, ponies, books and girls with red hair.

other things about me:

My favourite musical artists are Hey Ocean!, Radiohead, Poets of the Fall, Foo Fighters, Gorillaz, Flying Lotus, and Queens of the Stone Age.

My favourite pony artists are Sim Gretina, SoGreatandPowerful, Griffinilla/Sherclop Pones, and Makkon.

My top three favourite Mane 6 members in order: Rarity (duh), Applejack, and Twilight. My top three favourite side characters in order: Trixie, Sweetie Belle, and Celestia. My top three background pones: Lyra, Octavia, and Carrot Pone.

My favourite videro games are Dark Souls, The Wind Waker, and Alan Wake.

My inspirations writing-wise are Stephen King and Douglas Adams.

My favourite books are IT, The Stand, The Dark Tower series, House of Leaves, American Tabloid, Song of Ice and Fire, Sir Apropos of Nothing trilogy and Ender's Game & Speaker for the Dead.

My favourite television shows are Fringe, Psych, Doctor Who, and LOST.

My favourite films are Moon, Super 8, and The Princess Bride.


Did I mention I like redheads? Because I do.

Top Favourites

[Tragedy] [Sad]
Unsent correspondence between a student and mentor on the subject of life.
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[Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure] [Human]
Shawn Spencer, fake psychic detective, goes where no man has gone before.
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[Romance]
Trixie has met the most beautiful pony ever - Trixie
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[Comedy] [Human]
A humble parody of My Little Dashie
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Random]
Twilight Sparkle and her bedside table: like two 'ships that pass in the night.
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Latest Stories


Boast or Bust

In the Equestrian Rim, the best known trader is Beatrix, or "Trixie", captain of the small freighter Lulamoon. Some would even call her a merchant princess. That's how well she's done for herself. She's never particularly cared about what happens to others, only that she gets paid.

But when a routine contract leads her to the backwater Outer Rim, to a colony called "Ponyville", things change. First she almost has a run-in with the nanite-infested Sombrans, and then learns the Sombrans have been raiding Ponyville regularly. So why does she now care about what happens to others?

Sci-fi AU.

Written for the EqD story event that happened May 13, 2013. The prompt was "Fireworks and the open road.  Sun, rain, sleet and hail.  Through it all, Trixie travels.  It's up to you to figure out why she travels, and the reason she performs.  A friend she left behind? Wanting to show up Twilight? Something else? It's down to you."

Cover art is The Great and Cosplaying Trixie by pikkinon, so graciously commissioned for me an age ago.

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The Trixie Zone

Stories written for the 30 Minute Ponies tumblr. All stories written in 30 minutes or less, with minimal editing.

Also Trixie is the greatest pony who ever lived, therefore all stories are about her.

#218: Autograph

An autograph seeker is dangerously close to Trixie's bad side...

The Prompt: I resolve to preserve self-control.

#220: Trixie's Quest

Trixie strives to become friends with her once-mortal enemy.

The Prompt: I resolve to make the change.

#222: Preparing for Her Big Day

Trixie prepares for a big event in her life - performing in Canterlot!

The Prompt: I resolve to be noticed.

#225: Pitfall

Cloud Kicker saves Trixie from a pit, in a ruined Canterlot.

The Prompt: Two ponies go on a journey.

At least one of the characters must be a canon character whom you have never written before.

#226: Pinkie's Mech

Pinkie Pie and Trixie pilot a mech against the enemies of Equestria!

The Prompt: It came from outer space.

#227: Detective Derpy

Derpy's getting to the bottom of a crime and Pinkie, Golden Harvest, and Trixie are her suspects!

The Prompt: [redacted for spoilers].

#229: Pockets

Trixie heads to the Crystal Empire to get crystals to become the most powerful unicorn.

the prompt: The cold winter air carries the call of wild geese flying south. I long to follow them.

#231: Antediluvian Confession

Trixie has a confession to make.

The Prompts: “Twilight discovers magic of a different nature.”/ “Pinkie’s parties perk up ponies!” / “Rarity’s generosity knows no bounds… even when it should.”

#234: Lost in Canterlot

Trixie finds herself separated from her companion in a ruined canterlot. (Follow up to 225, Pitfall)

The Prompt: Phantom faces at the windows. Phantom shadows on the floor. Empty chairs at empty tables …

#243: Astonishing and Spectacular

A bedtime story.

The Prompt: Somepony tells a bedtime story.

#338: Door of the Moon aka Holy Crap It Took Forever For Me To Decide To Write For This Again

A motley crew descends upon an ancient treasure hoard...

The Prompt: “Keep All Princesses Away From This Door”

Special thanks to my friend for suggesting the name "The Trixie Zone".

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Pony Noir: We Crusaders Three

Set in a noir version of the FiM universe.

Sweetie Belle is part of the CMC, a small gang of orphaned ruffians. They do what they want, and all of Ponyville is their playground. Until one day they're forced to work for the mob boss known as Spike. Sweetie must battle her own demons as well as keep her cool when a job of theirs goes bad.

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Kukures

~Currently undergoing a rewrite. Missing comments are an unfortunate side-effect of this.~

Sleep is something all beings need. But for Lyra Heartstrings, sleep is a distant memory.

Ever since the royal wedding, her dreams have been filled with the horror of being a slave to the changelings. And they seem to be getting worse. They're getting so bad she can't even sleep through the night anymore. And with her sleeplessness comes new obsessions. Obsessions with a strange song. Obsessions with a strange word that doesn't seem to be in the dictionary - any of them!

Lyra must discover if she's going mad, or if there's something more sinister at work.

Featured April 27, 2013.

Cover pic is "The Stars in Her Eyes" by Zephyrsdaemon on DeviantArt.

thanks to sqarishoctagon  for prereading.

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Darkness in the North

While attending a magic conference in Canterlot, Twilight is summoned by the Princess. A crisis in the north is brewing - a clan of druids who have learned how to manipulate magic despite not being unicorns has been discovered. The damage they could cause due to their lack of control could ravage the northern lands - or worse, open a portal to Tartarus.

Twilight, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash are sent to assist an intelligence agent defuse the situation. There they meet an old acquaintance, friendly druids, and an ancient evil filled with vengeance.

Additional tag: [Pulp Adventure]. So don't expect incredible character development or nothin'. This was written primarily to get a trashy adventure story out of my system. Constructive criticism very much welcome.

Cover artwork is from the Dark Souls Design Works artbook. I honestly can't say what it is of.

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A Day Out

Carrot Top's been an adventurer for a while, and the one ruin she's sought to explore is finally in her grasp. Hopefully Derpy tagging along won't make too much trouble...

Not a Castlevania crossover. Coverart simply inspired this fic.

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Journey

Everyone has a journey in their life, a place they have to go. A road they must walk. But all journeys must come to an end. Even Twilight Sparkle's.


Cover from 'a walk in the forest' drawn by Ventious. Used with permission.

Featured on Equestria Daily on Dec 1st 2012.

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The Bleakmire Account

Upon the disappearance of my dear uncle, I discovered the following documents underneath a floorboard in his house. It tells a strange story indeed, and I find myself turning to you for assistance. I realise you do not know me, but rest assured I have word from Princess Celestia Herself that you are an authority on strange occurrences. I beg for your assistance in this matter.

Additional Tag: [Cosmic Horror]

Image used under the umbrella of a creative commons licence.

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The Cutie Mark's In The Details

A cutie mark appears on a pony's flank when he or she finds that certain something that makes them different from every other pony.

But you knew that already, didn't you?

But what you didn't know, perhaps, is that a common past time is guessing what a pony's cutie mark stands for. This is a story about one such game.

Written for a creative challenge and a contest on Reddit.

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The Frightenmares

Behold, citizens of San Anponyo! The Great and Powerful Trixie is here, to aid you helpless ponies who tremble at night, afraid of the ghosts that haunt this world.

But fear no longer, for I, the Great and Powerful Trixie will rid you of such vexatious spirits! For an additional fee, I will even bring you into contact with the spirits of those you love most!

Disclaimer: The Great and Powerful Trixie is not responsible for property damage from evil spirits or any ectoplasmic incidents that may occur. Hire her at your own expense.

Featured on Equestria Daily, April 21, 2013!

Cover art source removed by creator. ヽ(⇀‸↼)ノ

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MAMI <3

Fics I

[Slice of Life]
Behold the Great and Powerful Trixie! Medium AND Exorcist! Hire her before the demand is too great!
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[Slice of Life]
Trixie is lost and adrift in the prairies of Equestria
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[Adventure]
Twilight and Trixie team up to fight druids
160
[Slice of Life]
Lyra&#039;s strange dreams begin to flood into real life and jeopardize her life.
480
[Sad]
A journey&#039;s end.
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Fics II

[Dark] [Alternate Universe]
Noir AU; Sweetie Belle and the CMC take on a job that has an unexpected twist
41
[Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Rarity makes a giant hat. Rainbow Dash is unimpressed
341
[Random] [Slice of Life]
Rarity battles a demon-possessed sewing machine that Sweetie Belle bought.
240
[Comedy] [Random]
Lyra is basically Flash Gordon. She fights aliens
161
[Dark]
A perplexing journal of a pony's descent to madness.
30

Fics III

[Slice of Life]
Two ponies play a silly game involving cutie marks
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[Comedy] [Adventure]
Carrot Top is an adventurer, which Derpy is about to find out.
91
[Random] [Slice of Life]
Submissions for 30 Minute Ponies, starring the Great and Powerful Trixie!
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[Alternate Universe]
In a galaxy of turmoil, Trixie is a lone wolf smuggler. When she finds a colony called Ponyville in trouble, her inner heroine kicks in. There&#039;s only one pony who can save it and it better be her!
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Comments

#484717 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>484536 What's cool, my Witch Beatrixie commission?

#484538 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·
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That is cool, and I hope I'm doing Dark Souls justice. I play it a lot.

#484536 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·
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That is cool, and I hope I'm doing Dark Souls justice. I play it a lot.

#463112 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>462846

Only if Bladewolf's catchphrase is a reference to "henshin a-go-go".

#462846 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>461966

You should be able to switch between Sam, Raiden and Bladewolf. Bladewolf should totally get a Henshin. He would be even cooler then!

#461966 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>461860

If Sam somehow came back in the next game and you could switch between Raiden and Sam... That would be the hypest.

#461860 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>459846

You know, I know how they could have made Sam even cooler.

If he could steal your Nano-Pastes and use them to restore some of his health, just like you do. That would further show Sam is like Raiden. Gah, Sam, why are you SO COOL!?

Well, Lyra is right. They are more sensitive...

#459846 · 3w, 20h ago · · ·
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>>459773 Aw, if only I could make gifs. :raritydespair:

Strange? I think you mean fantastic.

#459773 · 3w, 21h ago · · ·
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>>458866

If you made a gif with a caption when Sam goes "What the f*ck is that shhhhhiet?" It would be amazing. I'm thinking about making a Jestream Sam in Equestria fic, just need to find a plausible way for him to get there...

Yes, I seen the picture somewhere and followed it to the source. Internet is truly a strange place. The style of that picture is good, though.

#458866 · 3w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>458760 Because 2BFP are the hypest.

So you know where this avatar is from... :moustache:

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