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Latest Stories I brought you all some free porn! · 2:59am
You want some free porn? You want some free porn. Everybody take a look under your seats to find... Freeeeeeee! Pooooo-oorn!
You get free porn, you get free porn, and you get free porn!
Did the sex work out? Fuck if I know. It sets up a couple things that'll be dealt with in the next couple chapters, which is where the first inkling of a real story should start to shine through. It's rather short on comedy, but given that I never set out to make people laugh with my porn, I'm not worried.
Seriously. Comedy porn. Is that even a real thing? Like, the cable guy comes inside as the girl gets out of the shower and we're treated to a laugh track as his inner monologue goes on about how god damnit, I didn't take three years of college just to fuck women all day, why can't I fix a fucking TV for once? If I wanted to do this for a living, I'd have become the Dark Apprentice.
Jesus.
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Are you still writing "The Dark Apprentice"?
>>325358 You have not been writing TDA. This is troubling. Update was tasty, but not filling enough. MOAR.
Fuck me sideways, but it's been awhile
So is there an eta on the next chapter of TDA cuz I would really like to see more it been like months
and I need my fix of your great writing style
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I thought it said that too, until I saw your comment
From a distance, I coulda sworn your username was Come Hitler.
question: when is the next chapter for The Dark Apprentice coming out?
You alive man?
Happy Birthday, though it figures it's on the end of the world. Stay classy, you.
You've done so much good work here. We obviously cannot wait for the next chapter of TDA or any of your work for that matter. Give us an update or something to let us know where your at so that we don't start thinking you've wandered into a well or some other disaster.