Source

Biography


User ID: 33,035
Registered: 13th May 2012
Last Seen: 1d, 2h ago
Story views: 24,331

Hallo! Here be a rough timeline of mah recent life.

-Watch MLP:FiM fo' tha straight-up original gangsta time

-Watch 52 episodes up in 5 days

-Feel bad bout likin MLP

-Want more

-Find FIMFiction

-Start rockin somepony, everypony, n' nopony up in everydizzle rap

-Be inspired by /user/Twilightclopple

-Now :applejacktrippin:

I am petrified of buildings and write different kinds of things.

Comments

#479595 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·
Reply 

Couldn't comment over shout, but thanks.  They're nifty stories ^^

#447552 · 7w, 6d ago · · ·
Reply 

Here is an April comment. It is to be the only comment left in April. Do not reply to this comment until April is over.

#294022 · 20w, 5d ago · · ·
Reply 

Asdf. I think I was supposed to be doing, like, reviewing for you. Or something. I kinda dropped off the face of the internet for a month and now I can't for the life of me figure out what I was doing before I vanished.

zel
#293131 · 20w, 5d ago · · ·
Reply 

Following random people for no reason.

Blame avatar or something.

#284104 · 21w, 4d ago · · ·
Reply 

if you have a facebook you should check out the anarcho-capitalist brony page

#282712 · 21w, 5d ago · · ·
Reply 

You're welcome :twilightsmile:

#261167 · 23w, 6d ago · · ·
Reply 

Popping up for no reason to just say Hi! *waves*:pinkiehappy::ajsmug:

#229754 · 26w, 6d ago · · ·
Reply 

Thanks for the watch!:heart::heart::pinkiehappy:

#229417 · 26w, 6d ago · · ·
Reply 

Just think of me as a less intense version of Meta Knight :rainbowlaugh:

I do seem to be finding a lot of people to follow lately :applejackunsure:

Appledash good enough reason?

5 33035

Plot

[Dark] [Random] [Alternate Universe]
Droppin some realism in the escapism.
163
[Sad] [Random]
Twilight must experience the world from Sombra's point of view.
362
[Romance] [Sad]
Do YOU relate to Twilight Sparkle?
442

Clop

One-Time Only · 5:15pm

I did it, but it'll be the last time, methinks. I wrote a Human in Equestria fic. If this isn't to your taste, forgive me please! I just had a lot of fun writing it and human on pony is so damnably sexy >_>

Read me!

As alwayyys, some ponies for your time (I'm sorry, I don't have the sources this time! D: ):

CloppleJack · 89 views · Edited 13w, 3d ago

Latest Stories


Isolation

Do YOU relate to Twilight Sparkle?

More Less
1,596 words · 600 views  ·  44  ·  2  · 

King Sombra, The Good

A short oneshot alternative of the scene from season 3 episode 2,

*SPOILER*

wherein Twilight Sparkle must live her worst nightmare.

More Less
1,205 words · 939 views  ·  36  ·  2  · 

Archaeology

It's 1012 A.C. and students at the University of New Canterlot are going over a newly discovered cache of documents dating back around 0 A.C... The most confused and blurry portion of Equestrian history- when Celestia disappeared

Contains politics and philosophy, for those interested. Rose Luckless is the prequel.

More Less
17,625 words ( 12 chapters ) · 290 views  ·  16  ·  3  · 

The Psilocybience

Sweet Apple Acres is being swarmed by mushrooms! Twilight Sparkle is missing!

When an unknown species of mushrooms spreads out of the Everfree Forest, rapidly marching towards Sweet Apple Acres and choking out all of the indigenous flora in it's path, Applejack realizes she must do something about this invasion.

Constructive criticism always welcome, thanks for reading.

More Less
3,863 words ( 3 chapters ) · 319 views  ·  6  ·  1  ·