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I know I've been on one for a long-ass time, but now it's official. I'm going on hiatus.

ONCE I GET AROUND TO IT THE STORY WILL BE REWRITTEN.

I actually just need to think of what exactly I want to do with that shitpile next...

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Of Brain and Bronze

Like many Bronies, if offered a chance to go to Equestria, I would gladly accept. I did so without thinking, and it cost me. Not as much as it could have, I could have been a griffin, or dragon. Or Hell... a diamond dog. But luckily I was not. I was sent to Equestria as a minotaur. And a damn fine lookin' one too, if I may say so myself. This is the story of my adventures and exploits. May you enjoy the ride, cause it's as hairy as your mom's ass, and then some. Buckle up, nut up, and shut up, cause here. We. Go.

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#450775 · 4w, 17h ago · · ·
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>>423246

Great Celestia up and down above. I should pay more attention to this site...

And no, no. I'm watching you in the GOOD way. :ajsmug:

Not the... Well... :pinkiecrazy: way.

#423246 · 6w, 1d ago · · ·
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Holy Shit, Chuck Norris is watching me.

Should I start looking for Bruce Lee to protect me?

#236941 · 22w, 5d ago · · ·
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Thank you for watching!

#231843 · 23w, 1d ago · · ·
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You'll be seeing rainbooms ooh ooOOooOOooh~

#131403 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>131392

redoing it? well alrighty then im still your editor if you need meh

#131392 · 35w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>93007

See the blog post announcement.

Sorry, I just have been crazy busy. @-@ :ajsleepy: Plum tuckered.

#93007 · 41w, 5d ago · · ·
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how goes the story? it's been 7 weeks since you said you would get it too me lul

#84107 · 43w, 19h ago · · ·
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>>84027 I was just being an idiot:scootangel: though I heard that you came out as a homophobe. Chuck I mean. And I am full on for gay rights! Wooooooooow!

Chuck Testa!

#84027 · 43w, 21h ago · · ·
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>>82567

Hooray for you. Do I really care? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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No, seriously, I have enough people idolizing me as is. One less just means one less prayer to decline with my usual middle finger. Thank you! :yay:

Though I will ask, when exactly did I become a homophobic asshat? :rainbowhuh:

#82567 · 43w, 2d ago · · ·
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You are no longer my idle. I don't look up to homophobic asshats. My new idle is Chuck Testa.

Omg is that Chuck Norris?! Nope! It's just Chuck Testa!

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