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Chicken Goddess


The unreal is more powerful than the real... because it's only ideas, concepts, beliefs and fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. And people, well... they die. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

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Reminiscences of an Arrogant Idiot

(Or: Here's a bit about myself so you feel closer to me and love me unconditionally)

You know, it's a great day when you get the motivation to accomplish something as cumbersome as making a short autobiography of yourself on a fanfiction site. I think everybody's had one of those days when they get up and feel like accomplishing something. I took that need to accomplish something and turned it into this wonderful module right here, and doing this makes me feel like I actually might accomplish something more than making coffee in the morning and going to work.

I'm a narcissistic person, I won't lie. The world revolves around me, and it's my way to screw off. It's just how I am, and I do a pretty decent job of not being incredibly obvious about it and people have a weird habit of loving me after talking to me for only a couple minutes. Who knows, maybe people just like dicks like myself.

I'm an Eagle Scout, decided to wait until the last minute to finish because I was too busy with the other stuff I was doing (such as Civilization III and the assortment of fanfics I couldn't get enough of). Among my hobbies include martial arts, guitar, drawing, programming, recording music, and eating as much amazing food as I can because my fast metabolism is actually God in disguise.

I currently work as a martial arts instructor, but I hope to become a programmer in the future once I finish my college degree in computer science. Who knows where I'll end up, though? Maybe I'll start a business like my dad did and make it big through that. We'll see. Until then, I'll read some more fanfiction.

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Choke is the book that the quote originated from, my apologies for not making that clear.

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I haven't published the fic yet. I'm waiting to publish it until I have 10 chapters complete and edited. There's a link to the google doc on the thread where I originally asked for an editor. You can access the fic from there.

Can't really see the chapter anywhere...

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You are most welcome! I hope that you'll jump right in and enjoy the stories and the community here on the site.:twilightsmile:

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