A bioform originating from the planet known as Earth. Incapable of self-levitation. Batteries not included. Self-declared mortal enemy of logical inconsistency.
Don't be afraid, I'm not insane. For some values of 'insane', at least.
Some writers enjoy the muse's kiss—I usually just get hit in the head with a shovel.
You also cannot be sure these letters are completely still. If you were, you wouldn't know where they are.
I love umlaute.
I also do Latin. So, if you want to translate anything into that language, I'd rather have you ask me than use google translate.
I was not there on April Fools.
Sometimes, when the mood takes me, I word my thoughts on the television show known as "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic".
My ramblings have so far dealt with:
The Cosmos and the Calendar of Equestria
The Elements of Harmony
Gods in Equestria
The Maths of gender ratio
The Unicorn Who Was Not Star Swirl
Discord's Magic
Those Horryfing Humanoids
What this "Chaos" is
Luna's Ignorance of Fun
This also includes some less-than-serious-rather-kinda-silly posts, such as:
A Battle Royale of Villains
This is Princess Celestia.
She is a very nice person and constantly watches everything you do.
If you didn't previously know that, you're probably lost. Should that be the case, please use an atlas to locate the closest ocean, where you will find water that is not fit to drink.
Lastly, on behalf of the Everfree Technologies Transdimensional Initiative, we would like to remind that there is nothing monitoring you.
So as of today, it has been ten years to the day since I first published Ducenti Septuaginta Septem, or CCLXXVII for short. Though, if you really want brevity, you could also go with DSS or 277.
Anyways, I won't be doing much navel-gazing and nostalgia-bathing for this one; the last blog post should probably be enough of that for another ten years. 
The chaos fiend Discord Kar Slibtu has come!
A great horned serpent twisted into humanoid form. It has wings and it has a gaunt appearance. Its six limbs are mismatched and its fur is brown. It knows and intones the names of all it encounters.
Beware its mischievous wiles!
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Hee, d'awwwwww!
You deserve a smile, awesome possum!
Trying to spread more kindness around this site. Always here to bring the cheer. 😇💖
You're my friend-a-doodle now. Have a cookie! 🍪
~Huggles~
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Aw, thanks. That's awfully nice of you.
I do agree that I am indeed someone.
Or am I... *X-files theme starts playing*
All silliness aside, have a nice day yourself!
Here to make your day 'cuz why not
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I see how it can be confusing.
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Oh, just judging from the description, I originally thought the themes you were going to explore in the story would be more focused on things like the limits of perception, the fallibility of memory or the horror of a presence that can only be inferred, but not observed.
Your story just had a different premise and a different focus, which was really cool nonetheless.