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Registered: 15th Nov 2011
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Welp.

I'm stuck.

Ponysona:

Name: FrostFyre

Gender: Stallion

Race: Pegasus (Would have put Alicorn...)

Hobbies: Flying, flying RC plane models, flying real planes, going to da range with a rifle, playing BF3.

Attributes: Smart, likes science and challenging beliefs, doesn't know when to really shut up.

Drop me a message that everyone can see and then ridicule!!!

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Dem fanfics...


Halo: Mane team

Lance was never a pony for adventure, preferring to stay with his inventions in the bowels of the Auraskate, but when a space colony drops off the radar, his ship departs, carrying the Princess and the Mane 6. When they arrive, they find the colony....

Destroyed.

Can the Mane 6 and their new found friend help save Equestria with the help of a long dead Princess's idea?

Read on to find out (Chapter 1 and 2 are for intro. 3 is where things get started...)

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Rules of a Brony · 10:13am

I had nothing to do, so I thought I'll put up some rules I found on the internet! Yay!

RULES OF A BRONY

1) Love and tolerate the SHIT outta everything

2) Convert all your friends into Bronies

3) A party is a failsafe way to solve EVERYTHING

4) Muffins

5) It MUST have Derpy Hooves in it

6) It needs to be about 20% cooler

7) Make sure its done in 10 seconds flat

8) It's a dumb rock

9) It's just some dumb fabric

10) Whatever it is, make it FABULOUS!

11) Your OC must wear socks

12) Buy Pony merchandise, LIKE A BOSS

13) Fallout Equestria and Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons are THE most epic stories ever

14) YAY!

15) Well... the best is Fluttershy.

     NO WAY, IDIOT! It's Rainbow Dash!

     Look guys, Its obviously Rarity

     Now wait a minute, Applejack owns!

     It's sooo Pinkie Pie

     NO! It's obviously Twilight!

16)Eeeyup!

17) Squee like a girl at anything pony related

18) Ghost is a brony. He just hasn't realized it yet.

19) WTF is up with the abuse of the CMC, guys?

30) Hugs are free, so make sure you give them for no reason.

31) WTF? What happened to rules 20 to 29?

32) WINGBONER!!

33) If it exist, ponify it. NO EXCEPTIONS!

34) Seriously, guys. What happened to rules 20 to 29?

35) Haters found? FIRE THE ORBITAL FRIENDSHIP CANNON BYETCH!

36) Do you like bananas?

20) So AWESOME!!!!

21) Show friend cute pictures of ponies, give them the DAWWWABETES.

22) NOTHING CAN MATCH UP TO THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!

23) Who?

24) Scootaloo is a chicken. Fact.

25) Rainbows are spicy. Fact.

26) Equestria Daily is actually run by the CIA, and Faust aims to take over the world. Fact.

27) No OC should be an Alicorn. Just makes him or her overpowered.

28) Oatmeal? ARE YOU CRAZY?

29) DO NOT feed the parasprites.

37) I'm a pegasus now. Ponies are cool.

38) Say hello on Flankbook and get 100 friends instantly. Me included.

39) Want some cupcakes? I made them with Rainbow Dash.

40) No seriously. Have a cupcake.


Now that you are versed in the ancient rules of the BRONY, Wear your Rainbow Dash Tee-shirt, your Applejack leather jeans, and your Fluttershy shoes and strut your stuff.

Haters be hating? Go up to them, stare them in the face and ask:

U mad, Bro?

Let us move forward into 2012 with a bang!






























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