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User ID: 2,165
Registered: 16th Oct 2011
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Awesome, Lesser Known Stories

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Slaaneshi Space Marines in MY Equestria? More likely than you'd think!
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[Slice of Life] [Human]
Retirement has never been this much fun
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[Dark] [Crossover] [Human]
Equestria is under threat from a crystal that endangers its existence, and earns them the attention of forces both benevolent and malevolent...
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[Crossover] [Adventure] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
In this exclusive DLC, what begins as a simple search-and-rescue mission unveils a mystery millions of years in the making. Your choices are Commander Shepard's choices, and all of Equestria is at stake.
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[Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure] [Human]
While his apprentice deals with the leaders of Unicornia, Starswirl the Bearded explores...
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Favourite, Popular Stories

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Sweetie Belle must find Twilight by travelling through different Fanfic worlds...
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[Adventure] [Slice of Life] [Human]
A mission to inviestigate a far off world takes an interesting twist.
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[Tragedy] [Sad] [Dark] [Adventure]
A lone pony of a Wasteland future Equestria finds a way to visit her dead friends in the past.
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[Dark] [Comedy] [Random] [Adventure]
Pinkie's friends disappear and Pinkie must find others to try to help her defeat their ponynappers.
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For all intents and purposes, I am switching all fics from hiatus to cancelled. In light of the fact university has eaten up half my time, and the rest I just can't seem to bring myself to write any more. I know everyone has already pretty much assumed that I'd stopped writing, despite my rather optimistic last blog post which I pretty much instantly failed to deliver on. Anyway, yes this account is still active, but I'm using it solely for reading now. I haven't written anything in months. Now for some reason people quite liked some of these stories, but there are much better versions of the same kind of thing already:

For anyone who liked Priority:Equestria, Loyal2Luna's crossover delivers what I couldn't even hope to in a much more engaging way here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/20545/Mass-Effect-2---DLC%3A-The-Equestrian-Equation-

For anyone who were looking forward to the Halo: Contact Equestria planned reboot, Solar Eclipse manages to get in the minds of the Elites better than I could do: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/28015/In-the-Darkness%2C-The-Lone-Blades-Light-the-Way

On that vein anyone who somehow managed to enjoy the original, kudos to you first of all for actually getting through it, but Gravity Rainboom incidentally has a better fic here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/16715/MIA

If you were one of the very few people who liked my more original fics that weren't crossovers, well I'm afraid I can't find any substitutes there, but rest assured there are some out there. Anyway, just found it was a tad ironic that whenever I logged in I saw that big post saying Still Alive, when that clearly isn't the case.

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Latest Stories


The Silent War

(Attention: Permanently Cancelled.) How do you deal with an enemy that can easily replace everypony you've ever known? Equestria may appear peaceful and serene on the outside, but a silent war has been taking place for the last six months. The Changeling Queen, Chrysalis, may have been defeated, but her return had set wheels in motion. Every Queen has a King.

Jasmine Dhula finds herself the newest, and only zebra, member of the Adventurer Academy. The Academy is the front line in the current war on Changelings, but the battlegrounds are constantly changing. The thing about changelings is that they could be anypony. Another member of the Adventurer Academy, Crosswind, finds himself on an express trip to Ponyville.

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Halo: Contact Equestria

(Attention: Permanently Cancelled) The UNSC Hastings crashes into Equestria's moon after a slip-space incident. The survivors make it to a pelican and crash-land in the Everfree forest. Their arrival throws Equestria into turmoil as an ancient cult plots its return. On top of that, a disillusioned officer in the Equestria military plays her hand.

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Priority: Equestria (Mass Effect Crossover)

(Attention: Permanently Cancelled.)

*Warning this story and description contains massive Mass Effect 3 spoilers. Stop reading here if you care about that kind of thing.* For the record this is Male Paragon Shepard who uses Engineer as a class.

What if Specialist Traynor didn't pick up Kai Leng's signal as he left Thessia? Commander Shepard and the Normandy are scouring the Horsehead Nebulae for any trace of Cerberus. In an off limits system there is a strange planet that doesn't exist on Council records, but it appears to be emitting an unusual signal. Shepard brings the Normandy in to investigate.

Meanwhile, Celestia is trying to adapt to Luna's return. The younger sibling always had some radical ideas about how to manage the kingdom, and Celestia is finding it hard to hold her ground against Luna.

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Twilight Incorporated

(Attention: Indefinite Hiatus. Might continue if I ever start writing again.) In an alternate reality where Alicorns never existed sits the Republic of Equestria. Twilight Incorporated is the brainchild of one Twilight Tinker, an offbeat businesspony whose inventions brought the Republic into a golden age. In one of their high-tech facilities a group of quirky scientists are trying to make teleportation a reality for everypony. Unfortunately, a miscommunication forces the team to test an incomplete product and the results become out of this world.

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Sisterhood

Isabelle Pie follows Pinkie's lead and leaves the rock farm. She decides to strike out for herself in Canterlot. Knowing the rest of her family has abandoned her, she turns to Pinkie in a series of letters. Pinkie writes back eagerly, wanting to help; but will Pinkie's new job as an Element of Harmony get in the way?

*Updated because me, being the idiot that I am, uploaded the competition version rather than the corrected version! By competition I mean the /fic/ write-off two on ponychan.

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Of Stories and Spas

Twilight is obsessing over writing a novel, to the point where she is actively shunning her friends for more time to write. Spike has about enough of this after catching her trying to pull another all-nighter and calls an intervention. To help Twilight unwind, Celestia invites the Mane Six and Spike to a luxury spa in Hoofdale for a four day weekend. They all agree, some of them for Twilight’s sake. Once there they try to make Twilight forget about her book for a few days and enjoy some relaxation.

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Autumn Turns to Winter

(Cancelled/ indefinite hiatus - I like this, but I've got too many stories running. I may come back to this.) It's been ten years since the Cutie Mark Crusaders received their cutie marks. Life has gone on, but the trio remained best friends forever. In two days time Sweetie Belle leaves for Canterlot to pursue her singing career, so Scootaloo and Apple Bloom prepare to throw her one last party. Meanwhile, Diamond Tiara goes missing.

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#219081 · 23w, 4d ago · · ·
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Damn your just canceling all of your stories aren't you. oh well you must have your reasons.

#121780 · 36w, 17h ago · · ·
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Hey, you still there? Still writing?

I mean, it says you were online recently, but still. You write good stories, and we (well, I) haven't heard from you for quite some time.

#90105 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·
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PLEASE CONTINUE Priority: Equestria!

#41327 · 50w, 11h ago · · ·
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Danke for those honest words, Freund.

#40999 · 50w, 18h ago · · ·
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Ha ha! I don't have to do SQUAT about your tag anymore: Read this!

#39118 · 50w, 2d ago · · ·
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