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User ID: 27,688
Registered: 21st Apr 2012
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Starlight Over Detrot: A Noir Tale

Monster attacks. Crime. Illegal hallucinogens made from electric fruit.

They say things didn't use to be like this. They say things were different, before Luna came back 60 years ago, but Detective Hard "Hardy" Boiled of the Detrot Police Department has never known any world other than that demarcated by the seedy streets of his beloved decaying metropolis; a world in which the coroners sing and dance, surveillance bugs have personality disorders, and the Chief of Police is a scarier entity than most of the eldritch things the city attracts.

The grey unicorn who turned up dead outside the posh High Step Hotel seemed like just another case, but her missing horn is the pointy tip of a very large and nasty iceberg. It's up to Hardy and his friends - a rejected monster hunter, a psychic cab driver, and an underground antiques heir - to find out what’s going on in an investigation that promises to turn Detrot upside-down and inside-out.

Especially if Hardy has anything to say about it.

Featured on EQD - 5 Stars!

Cover art by Akasashi (http://akashasi.deviantart.com/)

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Starlight Over Detrot: Nightmare Night

60 years have passed since Luna's return. Many things have changed, and not all for the better. But even in the run-down, crime-ridden urban sprawl of Detrot, one facet of Equestria seems determined to withstand any test of time: Ponies love a good celebration.

This year's Nightmare Night party at the Detrot Police Department Headquarters was shaping up to be one of the most magnificent yet, but when a magical mishap leaves Detective Hardy stranded in a cell with his partner, his driver, the eccentric city coroner, and several crates of cupcake vodka, the evening descends instead into alcohol-soaked reminiscence about a Nightmare Night long past...

This is a Nightmare Night special episode of Starlight Over Detrot: A Noir Tale.

Cover art by the talented Akasashi (http://akashasi.deviantart.com/)

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Celestia and Luna Eat a Hot Pepper

Celestia and Luna have been sisters for more than a millennium. If only that made things easier!  

Will poor housekeeping lead to the destruction of Equestria?  

Will Spike ever find true love while wearing cupcake shaped hats?

Will Twilight Sparkle ever learn to play the banjo?

(No banjos were harmed in the making of this fiction. If you want to find out the answers to those last two questions, you'll probably have to go read something else.)

Cover art commissioned from Akasashi (http://akashasi.deviantart.com)

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#461441 · 2w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>460570

Welcome back, congrats on surviving basic naval training, and thanks!

Don't worry about Swift not being awesome; She has been and will be a busy filly and I very much doubt you'll be disappointed.

Very much.

--CEO Kasen

#460570 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·
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Holy crap hi guys! So immediately on February twentieth I left the comfort of my home and the internet to join the navy. Two and a half months later and I'm officially in the navy going to school for my job. In other words I have two months of reading to catch up on and you guys better have swift being awesome as per usual. I shall always be your dedicated reader, and horrible idea person. Anyways it feels great to be back online and I can't wait to catch up on all of the fics.

-That one guy who is obsessed with Swift.

#234242 · 22w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>234173 Seems to have fixed itself.  I noticed that too.  

-Chessie

#234173 · 22w, 1d ago · · ·
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Your story page looks... odd. Anyone else complaining, or is it just me?

#136208 · 34w, 23h ago · · ·
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You are the second person to tell me that and it confounds me... I appreciate it, I just don't understand it...

#136163 · 34w, 1d ago · · ·
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I am always curious to know why someone watches me... Especially when they are much better writers than myself.

#114930 · 37w, 1d ago · · ·
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Awesome story! I wish mine was as well written and paced as yours...it isn't!

Consider yourself watched, buster!

#111346 · 37w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>111344  Huh, I don't know any of those.  We're pretty much doing this 'on the fly'.  By the way, I just finished 'Rarity's Worst Day Ever'.  Kudos AJinx!

-Chessie

#111344 · 37w, 5d ago · · ·
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Well, you certainly aren't working in a Mickey Spillane vein- the heart in your work reminds me a bit of Rex Stout's 'Nero Wolfe' stories, Dashiell Hammett is definitely a little more bitter than your stuff. Is there another genre of mysteries that you're more familiar with? :ajsmug:

#103739 · 38w, 6d ago · · ·
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This is gonna make me somewhat ashamed but I've never actually READ a 'hard boiled' detective novel.   The closest was 'Crooked Little Vein' by Warren Ellis

-Chessie

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From your author! · 3:02am

Hey guys!  Whew, Act One is DONE!... jeez, did it really take us a YEAR to do this?  Freakin' crazy.  That's not counting the original writing, either.  We really did a number here, didn't we?  

I hope you enjoyed it so far.  Now, the editor and I are going to take a quick break.  Nooo, not months or years.  We're going to be off the grid for three weeks.  We WILL be writing and your new chapter is coming in three weeks time.  

I've got two requests!  One, feel free to toss me any thoughts or suggestions in a PM and keep comments coming!  They're the fuel that powers the words.  We write from your input.  

Two, if you've got guesses about what's going to happen, could you keep them to PMs?  We don't want to ruin the impact for readers.  If you really, super duper want to know, please send us a PM and I'll tell you if you're right or wrong... but it'll probably be more fun just to read it!  

It is a mystery, after all.  

-Chessie

CEOKasen and Chessie · 26 views · Edited 2d, 2h ago

Current Release Schedule

4/26/2012: Starlight Over Detrot, Ch20

5/10/2012: Starlight Over Detrot, Ch21

Releases tend to go out every two weeks on Friday, by the evenings.