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User ID: 48,768
Registered: 18th Jul 2012
Last Seen: 45m, 35s ago
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Good morning/evening/midday/ten past seven.

The name's Tim, if ya wonderin'. there's not to much tell about me.

I'm just your average white, suburbanite slob. I like football, and porno and books about war. I've got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor.

Well... It's mainly tiles, but that's beside the point. I like ponies, less I wouldn't be here, and I like writing stories, again, or I wouldn't be here.

I can't really think of anything else to add at the moment, but when I do, I'll get right on that.

Stories that I'm proud of.

[Sad] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
You can try to forget the past, but the past doesn't forget you...
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Stories I thoroughly enjoy.

[Crossover] [Adventure] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
In this exclusive DLC, what begins as a simple search-and-rescue mission unveils a mystery millions of years in the making. Your choices are Commander Shepard's choices, and all of Equestria is at stake.
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[Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Princess Celestia disguises herself as a younger mare and goes for a walk around Canterlot where she promptly gets mugged
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Slice of Life]
The body language of wings.
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[Romance] [Comedy]
Even the closest of couples can experience turbulence; it's climbing over the obstacles that block their path that pulls them that much closer. Can Lyra and Bon Bon dispel their troubles in time?
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[Romance] [Comedy]
Celestia consoles herself with wine after her defeat by Chrysalis, and Luna visits to check on her.
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I'm baaaaaaaack! · 11:20pm

Well. The title says it all, so I'll catch you guys later...

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Nah, could you imagine if I was like that?

But any way, yeah, I'm back from Ponycon (which was amazing by the way) so now I can get back to work on mah stories!

Because you guys were so cool and understanding about the whole 'missing deadlines' thing, I've decided to put my all into getting Chapter 10 out as quickly as I can. Sometime within the next three weeks, if I overshoot that deadline, then feel free to peg rotten tomatoes at me.

Also, I was debating whether or not to post some of the things I got from the con here. What do you guys think? comments and criticism welcome.

EDIT: Here's some of the merch I got from Ponycon.

I already had the Welovefine poster, but I think the main six are a nice touch.

AppleDash, is all I have to say about that. Well, that and they off set each other rather nicely.

And last, but certainly not least. I would even say that this is the prize of my possession, it was definitely the most expensive, but all proceeds went towards charity, so I'm happy with the results.

So, yeah. That's everything, I'll catch ya later.

-Bolt Magnet

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Thank you for the favorite! Don't forget to rate and comment!

#407385 · 6w, 3d ago · · ·
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Molestia is not amused you air get sent to the unpleasant M/M shipping room now

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I'm going to molest you.

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