Blaze here, having a few technical difficulties. I can't change my name to 'Real Blaze Burn Crash'
The 'Real' part is for RP, suggested by Real Rainbow Dash.
Where is Everypony? · 7:40pm
Son, I am dissapoint. · 1:50am
Tomorrow... · 12:18am
Tomorrow is my b-day! Gonna have a party, eat cookie cake, yadda yadda yadda.
If YOU can write a poem of any kind that I like at least 8/10 (haiku, acrostic, ESPECIALLY cement), I'll post a TRIPLE chapter the day after (3/29)!
So, who's going to compete? [Please send on the 28th.]
Scoliosis HURTS. · 1:58am
SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX · 1:29am
Sorry everypony! · 5:01am
Derpy Day! · 12:38pm
"March 1st is Derpy Day! Be sure to remember the observances of this most Pony of Hoofidays.
-Muffins. At least one must be consumed by days end, lest Pinkie's tail twitch for you.
-The Muffin shaped cake is fine even if you are not Orthodox Derpy.
-An article must be moved from one area of the house and placed in the wrong one for the entire Hoofiday.
-Letters must be hoof written and delivered to those you love within delivery distance. E-mails have now been recognized for those too far for this observance. At least try to deliver one RL letter. The Letters are to be about why you love them or are thankful they are your friend. (Bonus writing a loving friendship letter to an enemy.)
-Anytime a picture of you is taken or you see yourself in a mirror, you must give the traditional Derpy Occular salute. 9_6
Be well and Happy DERPY DAY!"