I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Bitt_Player. You may know me as Bitt_Player from the Privateer Press forums, if you're awesome enough to play Privateer Press games and be a brony. I'm not sure I'm even that awesome, but I certainly try. I'm also writing oddball fan fiction, but most of it's not ready for posting yet. Oddball crossovers seem to be my particular talent. What would the cutie mark for that look like?
Stuff I Did That's Hosted Here
Some powerful spell cast by pony or ponies unknown has placed Equestria on the world of Caen, in the midst of conflict between the Iron Kingdoms. The ponies scramble to protect their homeland and find a way to move Equestria back from whence it came. Meanwhile, the Iron Kingdoms struggle to understand -or exploit- their new neighbor-state.
So, I was wondering, as I'm sure many were, why Luna didn't ever turn up during the battle against the changelings. This idea effervesced into my twisted mind to explain her absence. Luna knew exactly what was going to happen, and needed to be in a position to play her part. Sorta-maybe-dark humor. Probably more funny in my head. Also, an excuse to dump random head-canon into text.
And what to do when you have a story you want to post but no picture for it? Why, crop a screen capture!
Update: Not complete after all! Why have Princess Luna troll one villain when she can do so much more?
Six months after being accepted into Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, Twilight Sparkle concludes that her glorious teacher won't be able to raise the sun, but the unicorn filly and Doctor "Time Turner" Hooves are willing to move Heaven and Earth for the sake of sunrise or a reasonable facsimile. More than a little inspired by Doctor Who and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, hammered out mostly in one sitting due to a desire to write a silly one-shot, given a title which was the first thing that popped into my head when I heard one of the Twilight books was titled 'Breaking Dawn', and being the first work I've written to feature horizontal rules, this is Faking Dawn.
Stuff I Did That's Not Hosted Here
MSTs / Riffing
Finished
In Progress
These Days with the Doctor
Life at Canterlot's Private School






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