"Daddy is a monster, a monster of anger and fear. He doesn't like most people and cannot let them near.

Mommy's not herself, she is lots of different people. She's scared of getting hurt, yet she is truly evil.

Daddy wants to hurt people; to make them writhe in pain, he'd laugh the whole time as he enjoys his twisted game.

Mommy wants to hurt herself; it brings her bliss, the crimson red on skin so pale is a much needed reminiscence.

Daddy hates most people, there is only one exception: a very damaged female in need of his protection.

Mommy's scared of everyone except for one young man, he makes her feel safe and do the best she can.

Mommy can keep Daddy calm when he's really mad and Daddy can keep Mommy safe from harm when she's rather sad.

They know each others flaws and love them all the same, their love is pure and true and not just for self-gain.

Insanity has united them in it's own special way, why these two hearts beat as one I simply cannot say.

Though others may think them strange, weird or scary. I love them both as they're my amazing Mommy and Daddy."

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Heyoo. Haven't been around for a while have I? Sorry about that, I've just been busy with life stuff. Anyways, as I'm sure some of you will be glad to hear, I will be making a return to writing sometime soon. Let's just say someone has given me inspiration to write again.

However, there is a downside to this. My Little Borderlands and The Ponyville Host Club are going to be deleted as the fountain of creative knowledge as run dry for them. Harmless Shenanigans may be updated soon, Sweet Apples Under A Night Sky MAY be getting a re-write to make it more sensical.

A couple one-shots may be on their way too, maybe a neat little side story for Stuck In The Middle involving Alicorn Twilight.

See ya'll soon enough, Bigwig Six Thousand, Six Hundred and Sixty Six.

I'M IN LOVE. YOU HEAR ME?

I'M IN LOOOOOOVE!!!!

L-O-V-E! LOVE!

Gods bless all you wonderful, wonderful people.

Every story is going on hold. Possibly indefinitely.

I can't say exactly why, but lets say it involves self harm and it's not good. Basically this and college are far more important than simple pony stories which aren't that good (minus Harmless Shenanigans, Fluttershy's Giant and Stuck In The Middle).

So if any one of you beautiful people ever need an ear or two to be there, feel free to send me a pm. Everything said will remain strictly between me and you and anyone else you wish to know, BUT ONLY WITH YOUR PERMISSION.

I love each and every one of you, make no mistake, and know that no matter how bad life gets it always gets better. There's always someone who will listen, whether it's me, your brother, your sister, your auntie, your uncle, your mom or your dad, or even your noisy neighbour who smells like urine, there's always someone.

I'm leaving now.

See you in the future. Possibly.

- Bigwig Six Thousand Six Hundred and Sixty Six.

P.S. The Taste Of Night is being deleted.

Oh gods this thing is entertaining. I've got a little Rainbow Dash floating around the screen now. It's adorable.

For those wondering, click on the settings tab next to read later and the user name.

"Did you hear that, Luna? She says we'll blunt the knives..."

Blunt the knives, bend the forks!

Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

Chip the glasses and crack the plates!

That's what Twilight Sparkle hates -

Cut the cloth and spill the wine!

Give the shelves a redesign!

Pour the milk on the pantry floor!

Smash poor Spike with every door!

Dump the books in a boiling bowl;

Pound them up with a thumping pole;

And when you've finished, if any are whole,

Send them down the hall to roll!

That's what Twilight Sparkle hates!

I DON'T LIKE CHANGE.

FIMFIC WHY HAVE YOU CHANGED?

IT'S LIKE YOUTUBE ALL OVER AGAIN.

Also I've made two pegasisters at college today. Spent all of last three lessons watching MLP. Best day ever.

Been a while hasn't it?

Here's the scoop:

Harmless Shenanigans is on old for now. Writer's block's hit me hard with that'n.

My Little Borderlands. Writer's block again. Plus I'm trying to work out how to write action scenes so that might take a while.

Episode E is officially cancelled seen as how I just cba with it.

When The Sky Falls also officially cancelled. See above.

So yeah.

I have a couple ideas for some oneshots and one for a Dusk Shine story, and one with a similar outline of Fluttershy's Giant. You know, taking an awesome, terribly sad movie and making it ponies? Might be doing that again. Shan't reveal what movie though :P Cos I'm evil.

Eeyup. Stay cheery.

I shall see you all on the other side in 46 minutes.

Well, it's officially Nightmare Night. The first Nighters have shown up, demanding my candy as usual. Bastards.

Anyways, have a good one, stay safe and eat lots, and LOTS of candy. I know I will.

Now for some updates.

Harmless Shenanigans was recently updated.

My Little Borderlands is coming along nicely.

Stuck In The Middle finally got the ending it deserves.

Episode E is back on Hiatus. Damn writers block.

When The Sky Falls is probably going to be cancelled, if not just on hiatus.

And Fluttershy's Giant is getting a slight touch-up. Grammatical errors and such are being fixed and a couple of plot points are being removed. Namely the part where DOG needs to eat (good gods I can't believe I just forgot about that). And who knows, perhaps you'll all see it on EQD someday. Hopefully. If my plan works.

One more thing.

HAPPY NIGHTMARE NIGHT EVERYPONY!

Remember remember the tenth of November

Ponies, crystals and plot.

I see no reason why chaos and treason

Should ever be forgot...