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Behind the Wig


User ID: 28,225
Registered: 23rd Apr 2012
Last Seen: 2w, 4d ago
Story views: 20,897

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Dribble For the Ages!

#407851 · 7w, 9h ago · · ·
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So I'm guessing you watch ta idiot box

#398910 · 7w, 4d ago · · ·
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Wheres teh Taste of night :pinkiegasp:

#361216 · 10w, 5d ago · · ·
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What happened to Stuck In The Middle Too?

#352365 · 11w, 4d ago · · ·
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See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

#339924 · 12w, 5d ago · · ·
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Loving Shenanigans, hope to see more from you.

#318347 · 14w, 6d ago · · ·
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Are you making a sequel to "The Princess And I"?

#293593 · 16w, 6d ago · · ·
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Woooooo  a story combining my to fav things my little pony and the iron giant

#262622 · 19w, 6d ago · · ·
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Ooh ain't that a kick in the teeth :fluttershysad:

#261351 · 20w, 8h ago · · ·
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>>261117 Major writer's block mate.

#261117 · 20w, 13h ago · · ·
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Sooo. What ever happened to that harmless shenanigans? story, that was the best

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"Daddy is a monster, a monster of anger and fear. He doesn't like most people and cannot let them near.

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Heyoo. Haven't been around for a while have I? Sorry about that, I've just been busy with life stuff. Anyways, as I'm sure some of you will be glad to hear, I will be making a return to writing sometime soon. Let's just say someone has given me inspiration to write again.

However, there is a downside to this. My Little Borderlands and The Ponyville Host Club are going to be deleted as the fountain of creative knowledge as run dry for them. Harmless Shenanigans may be updated soon, Sweet Apples Under A Night Sky MAY be getting a re-write to make it more sensical.

A couple one-shots may be on their way too, maybe a neat little side story for Stuck In The Middle involving Alicorn Twilight.

See ya'll soon enough, Bigwig Six Thousand, Six Hundred and Sixty Six.

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