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Look, I know Equestria is Heaven to some of you guys, but can you cool it with the "X dies and is brought back to life in Equestria?" Seriously, it's getting old. Fast.

Now look, I know they died in the canon, that's fine. But hell, you can AU it. You're already AUing it seeing as its fanfiction. And hell, so few people actually utilize death for any character growth. It's just "oh, I guess I lived. Looks like I was doing it right all along!"

I mean, if I died, I'd probably be a mess, Equestria or no. Not only would I be facing a bizzare existential crisis regarding the fact that the afterlife is filled with musically inclined rainbow ponies, but I just *died*. I screwed up, I ended the line, everything I know and love has ended, and I have stared the black abyss of nothing in its very eyes.

I am not going to be making snarky small talk for at least a week.

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Mare Crisium

For untold eons, I, Princess Luna, have stood watch over the night. I have shepherded the stars, led the moon, and poured every ounce of love and elegance I could into my charge. When my ponies ignored and spurned my work, sleeping through it, or worse fearing it, I grew bitter and resentful, and lashed out at their ignorant stupidity.

Now, however, I wonder if they were right.

I see the stars for what they are now, a vipers nest of empires, wrought from greed, lies, hope, and madness. A turbid sea of fragile alliances and vicious betrayals, where even such foundations as family and love can find no safe purchase. A raging madhouse driven ever onwards by a blithe idealism almost delusionally at odds with reality.

And now, I alone must carve Equestria a home among these swirling points of light, or risk having it devoured whole.

I failed my ponies once. I shall not fail them again.

(A big thanks to ponyKillerX for letting me use his image "Lunatic" for cover-art.)

(Rated Teen for language. Also, the tag "Human" is omitted, as they're side players in an ensemble cast.)

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Lyra Heartstrings and the Hand of Man

Lyra Heartstings is a pony with an obsession. Humans, mythical creatures from ancient history. Before now, she was just a theorist, a madmare. But with the discovery of the crystal caves beneath Canterlot, all the clues finally make sense. Now it's up to one pony to brave the depths, the fury of Equestria's finest at her hooves, and find the truth.

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#500104 · 1d, 13h ago · · ·
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Thanks for favoriting Fallout: Equestria - A Guardian's Tale. I hope you enjoy it, and feel free to comment. :twilightsmile:

#110689 · 38w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>110593

That reminds me to look up gilda fanart.

#110593 · 38w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>110570

I have heard that all of those things are delicious.

#110570 · 38w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>108612

I'M WORKING ON IT. I SWEAR TO CELESTIA, I'M WORKING ON IT.

I hope you like Gilda. And forsaken gods. And chocolate crullers.

#108612 · 38w, 4d ago · · ·
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You should write some shit. Or something. I guess.

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#44362 · 49w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>44360

You earned it. I'm not often a fan of fluttermac shipping, but I liked your story regardless. That's saying something.

#44360 · 49w, 5d ago · · ·
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Just popping in to say "thank you for the favorite." :twilightsmile:

#43603 · 49w, 6d ago · · ·
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Once in a blue moon an new writer arrives on FimFiction and instantly graces it with quality writing. Keep up the good work! :pinkiehappy:

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